JPM
JPMorgan Chase & Co.
stock NYSE

I use JPM self directed (it’s fine). And generally we here in this subreddit like to do this ourselves. 
I would pick one of these super simple lazy portfolios, and be as conservative or aggressive as you feel comfortable. https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Lazy_portfolios

I can only speak to my experience on Wall Street. I worked for JPMorgan Chase. I'm pretty sure it was one of the biggest banks in the world when I was there. Chase was the consumer bank and it is completely separate from the structure I laid out above. Bank branches are where public customers keep their checking and savings accounts. Totally unrelated to what I am talking about. I also briefly worked in the JPM office on London Wall Street. So I worked on both Wall Streets and never heard of what you are talking about.

Been adding since 2024 here. Huge things ahead. Glad we’re (finally) getting attention we deserve.
Keep an eye on O/I in Nov $2 call options. Over 10k.
Clear accumulation sub $2. Thinking 2026 JPM conference seems like a good time to sell or partner for phase 2 and beyond

the price already dropped in August when they did the deal ffs
and this isn't investing in fucking P&G or JPM either so putting that lens on it is some boomer shit
like have you seen the way the market has been trading and valued the last 5 years?
value stocks are down 20-30% while all the crypto AI spec startups are ludicrously overbought
and pretty much everything PE backed on the market is high risk. We are literally talking about a company mining BTC as a business model ffs. What do you expect? 🤣

BS... algo trading now dominates 99% of all trading and it is controlled by only a few trading firms (GS, JPM etc...) which can quickly coordinate among themselves.
The SEC has been asleep at the wheel and irrelevant for 20+ years now. Last true genuine downturn was in 2008. Since then economic stats and everything else has been fine tuned to always have a plunge protection team (tm) on hand. The market is nothing more than a Mexican Novella with engineered "drama" to pretend it is still subjected to natural forces, in between Trump's tweet where his buddy, with prior knowledge of course, collect big on short term options.
If the same analysis is made for the ups and downs of the current market.. it is all obviously fake just like in this story:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/a1kas/teacher\_asks\_his\_math\_students\_to\_go\_home\_and/](https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/a1kas/teacher_asks_his_math_students_to_go_home_and/)

Long JPM 312.15 swing position

Hi,
First and foremost, **education is key!** The more you know about a particular type of investment, the lower the risk of being deceived or “losing money.” Every form of investing has its own rules and carries the potential for both gains and losses. Investing in BTC, Apple shares, investment gold, government bonds, or the VWCE ETF is not the same, and the returns over 5, 10, 15, or 20 years will differ significantly.
A few days ago, I structured my portfolio with a horizon of 5–10–15 years. Here’s a simple way to **diversify your investments**:
1. **ETFs:**
VWCE (Global ETF – all-world, accumulating), SXRV (iShares NASDAQ 100 UCITS ETF USD (Acc)),
VUAA (S&P 500 ETF, accumulating).
2. **Blue-chip stocks:**
JP Morgan (JPM), BlackRock (BLK), Apple (AAPL), Microsoft (MSFT), NVIDIA (NVDA), Alphabet Inc. (GOOGL), The Home Depot (HD), AMD, Walmart (WMT), Goldman Sachs (GS), AT&T (T), Costco (COST), Mastercard (MA), Rolls-Royce (RR).
3. **Gold:**
4GLD (ETF tracking the price of physical gold) and physical gold such as coins or bars (5g, 10g, 20g, or 1 oz = 31.103g). Gold acts as protection against inflation and market volatility. It’s a **long-term investment (5+ years)**—you buy it today and sell it only after several years. Buying gold jewelry, however, is **not** considered investing in gold.
4. **High-risk assets (Crypto):**
Bitcoin (BTC) or other cryptocurrencies. Only invest money you’re ready to lose. This is the **most speculative part of the portfolio**—if your investment drops drastically, it won’t hurt your financial stability, but if it rises, that’s a nice bonus.
⚠️ **Warning:** Investing carries risks. The value of your investments may rise or fall, leading to profits or losses. Past returns do not guarantee future results. That’s why **education should always be your top priority** before investing.
Here are some of my favorite **educational YouTube videos about investing**:
1. [How To Invest For Beginners (Starting With $100)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jw_CWHs2YDU)
2. [How To Invest For Beginners (European Investor)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDm8ZR8Wzjc&t=1s)
3. [If I Started Investing in 2025, This is What I’d Do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NeWGBmXCJy4)
4. [14 Years of Investing: Everything I Learned](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFlreMF-w4Y)
5. [If I Started Investing In 2025, This Is What I Would Do](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7JJGGDQmEQ)
6. [Which Will Profit Most in the Next 5 Years: Gold / S&P 500 / QQQ / BTC](https://youtu.be/LtMsBYhVDys?si=FScQ_TMuSbhn9YEq)

From my understanding, it's not been done and not possible as of right now.
CS issued warrants to holders as of record date, doesn't allow purchasing of warrants, and no broker has successfully DRS'd their "warrants."
I made a big stink with JPM to DRS all GME shares well in advance of record date, so all my shares and warrants are tucked away with CS for now, and I haven't had spare cash to buy more shares, so that's where I'm at and don't have a dog in this fight.

JPM "reached out" to sell you expensive investment services. Their self directed accounts are decent, but do not let them manage your money.

This is the way, I never invest if I don't, at the minimum, have a deep understanding of the stock. I read JPM's 400 page 10-K. But like you said the best investments are ones where I see something others don't.

Around a year ago there was a bunch of fraudulent activity with mobile deposits of checks, mainly at JPM from what I remember but some other banks too. In reaction to this Fidelity changed their policy on transfers, ALWAYS push the money to Fidelity from the outside source. Don’t pull it from the outside source or you’ll wait 3+ weeks.

When does the new mayor lock the doors of JPM headquarters

Out of the NASDAQ 100 components, 37 stocks are down more than 20% from their 12-month peaks.
The average decline among these 37 stocks is about -32.5%.
The most severe drawdown is TTD (The Trade Desk) at -66.6%, driven by broader ad tech sector pressures and macroeconomic slowdowns. Some others:
LULU
MSTR
CHTR
TEAM
......
Profit booking, estimates of disappointing ROI from AI investments (~75% failing), a softening labor market, and warnings from JPM and MS CEOs on policy-driven downturns are converging - "global equity markets could face a healthy correction of 10% to 15%."

Out of the NASDAQ 100 components, 37 stocks are down more than 20% from their 12-month peaks.
The average decline among these 37 stocks is about -32.5%.
The most severe drawdown is TTD (The Trade Desk) at -66.6%, driven by broader ad tech sector pressures and macroeconomic slowdowns. Some others:
LULU
MSTR
CHTR
TEAM
.......
Profit booking, estimates of disappointing ROI from AI investments (~75% failing), a softening labor market, and warnings from JPM and MS CEOs on policy-driven downturns are converging -
Quote "global equity markets could face a healthy correction of 10% to 15%."

Didn't expect the JPM speech at the Hong Kong symposium to have such an effect.