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Good lord. The banks are not failing. This is just embarrassing with this JPM narrative. Banks are making money hand over fist. Take a look at the bank stocks today.

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JPM has 91M customers and has been in business for 130 years. Coinbase already has 120M customers and has only been in business for 13 years. Sure you want to stick with that argument?

This was posted earlier: https://youtu.be/pIq5yUBkOxM
All you need to know about JPM

The opposite, pump silver, JPM has been shorting silver

Their short Strategy which is a valid position to have. Acorrect one also. People seem to confuse Bitcoin and Strategy, They are not the same thing. I\`m long bitcoin but I\`d have no problem shorting Strategy. People conflate issues here. I believe in Bitcoin but I dont believe in Strategy as a good Bitcoin play. Its all about opinions. I don\`t own JPM but have no problem with it. Its valid for people to have differing opinions

True, no brick and mortar offerings but Coinbase is actually offering loans that you can use for whatever you want. That said, lets flip the script a little...what yield on cash/USDC does JPM pay vs. Coinbase? What are their protocols for custodying my coins? What coins do they allow direct swapping between? How long does it take for them to settle funds for my international transactions? What are their fees for secure transactions (wire transfer)? What are their hours of operation?
One entity is building for the future, the other is clinging to the past.

JPM hates crypto and Bitcoin. They been this way for over a decade. Most banks hate it due to it being their replacement. Thus they will do anything and everything to trip it up. Look at the lobbyists against the clarity and genius bills. They smell blood in the water during this bear market and want to cause max pain for bitcoin.

JP Morgan's crypto stance is complicated and honestly pretty hypocritical. Here's what's actually happening.
JP Morgan and other banks do have short positions on MSTR, but context matters. Banks short stocks for multiple reasons: hedging other positions, market making, or actual directional bets. MSTR is extremely volatile and heavily correlated to Bitcoin, so institutions short it as a hedge or to capture volatility premiums. It's not necessarily a conspiracy to kill crypto, it's just trading. That said, Jamie Dimon has been vocally anti-Bitcoin for years while JP Morgan simultaneously builds blockchain infrastructure, so the hypocrisy is real.
JP Morgan is playing both sides. Publicly, Dimon calls Bitcoin a fraud and talks about regulatory risks. Behind the scenes, they're building JPM Coin (their blockchain settlement system), offering crypto exposure to wealthy clients through structured products, and trading crypto derivatives. They want the upside of blockchain technology and crypto trading fees without the regulatory risk of direct exposure.
Are they trying to corner or destabilize crypto? Neither, really. They're trying to control it. Traditional banks see crypto as a threat to their payment rails and custody business. By debanking crypto companies, they make it harder for the industry to operate. By shorting MSTR or crypto ETFs, they profit from volatility. By building their own blockchain solutions, they try to capture the technology benefits without losing control to decentralized alternatives.

Jack Mallers (strike CEO) also just got debanked at JPM. The reason they gave for the debanking was: “We aren’t allowed to tell you”
That’s some shit

I should exit my mstr calls . JPM got BTC on lock rn

JPM trying to get MSTR removed from index ETFs claiming it is a fund as opposed to a company. Cut off the weekly buys to MSTR and liquidity drops on the stock, look out below.

I wouldn't dump IDVO, it's a great fund. While NEOS does a great job in my opinion it's prudent to spread your money across multiple management teams. I use JPM, Amplify, and NEOS CC ETFs and am comfortable they all have their strengths. All great fund managers.

JPM continuing to be the sleezy, sneaky, misleading cocksuckers they are

JPM, C, WF, BAC, etc are all public and they disclose their net interest margins. They aren't getting "only" 12%. Not even close.
Show me a bank on average getting 12% on their loans. I'll wait.

HAHAHAHA 😆 JPM is gonna bankrupt anyone that buys that pos stock with 0 business model, But diluting bagholders of the stock. This is what Michal burry have coming to him. I’ll buy BTC after he goes broke.

Agree on oil and biotech but banks are good investments imo. Can’t go wrong with JPM or a GS or C

GOOG 265p 12/12 at open
Big boys will come back from holidays next week to fix what you regards and the JPM interns did to the market

There has been a lot of criticism this year about SCHD, but it's possible their last rebalance was strategic to avoid too much tech. The valuation on tech is sky high, and it fills everyone with dread. So yes, it's probably a good time to buy if you want a dividend fund, but a better question is why do you want it? If you're not retirement age, what purpose does it serve for you?
I'd like to suggest an alternative, FDVV. It's performing a lot better because it balances the big names like NVDA, AAPL, MSFT with classics like JPM, V, XOM, BAC. Its dividend isn't as high as SCHD, but still impressive and serves it well for reinvesting quarterly.
The only place I use FDVV is in my Rollover IRA because that account does not receive any contributions, so I selected funds that can effectively reinvest in themselves every quarter.

>MSTR closes up, JPM closes down
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