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JPM didn’t cut off Epstein. Imagine how shitty and evil you have to be for them to cut you off.

JPM: "Hey Ken, we've nearly a million shares of GME, and we want them to be priced at least fairly, because, you know, capitalism."
KCG: "Ehh."

We know JPM survived 2008

JPM vs Citadel... 🌶️🌶️🌶️

This is basically a nothing burger.
JPM only cuts certain services, not all.
The services they cut were for “high touch equity trading services.” They did this because Citadel launched their own high touch equity trading service. So now Citadel can just cut out the middleman (in this case JPM).

Maybe JPM gave Kenny enough rope to hwang himself

JPM probably found out that Ken’s precious Citadel is nothing more than a Ponzi scheme.

I was watching how JPM took over bear streams today so interesting and they said they were reluctant to take on bad bets. I thought why the fuck would they short GME this is way worse then MBS

Unrelated but kind of related.
I am currently at Miami Hard Rock Stadium for the Miami Dolphins Challange Cancer 5k
Throughout the 5k's run there was a Team Citadel.
Every time I saw people wearing those shirts, who had families, I just kept thinking to myself.
Do they know?
Do they know that Citadel sold securities they do not own?
Do they know that Citadel had to sell junk bonds?
Do they now that JPM just cut them off?
Do they know the evils that Mayo Man has committed?
I hope they didnt take out any long term leases.

Am I reading this right? JPM is cutting off Citadel because Citadel is going to do what JPM does on its own? Sounds more like an upgrade for Citadel, yeah?

“Clash over roles” sounds like a fake excuse. It was either Shitadel missed too many payments or JPM is strategically distancing itself.

JPM cuts services for Citadel Securities

Not too concerned about Iran for now. We'll bomb them, they'll lob some missiles at us and Isreal which will mostly be shot down or land and explode without significant injury or damage. Overall market won't be too affected.
Concern with Iran is if they can sink a navy vessel and we see significant loss of life there or if there is some kind of dirty bomb or terrorist attack on US soil that we link to them. Then overall market can get hit. An air war only with one bombing strike, cruise missile, and drone strike after another can last for weeks and not hurt the overall market.
I'm not confident about the overall market in the near future for other reasons:
\-after 3-4 months of concern private credit is now starting to show real cracks and these could hit big banks (especially JPM, C)
\-big tech crashing after earnings no matter how good the earnings are looks like a sentiment shift to the negative to me.
\-reverse momentum; similar to the sentiment shift mentioned above:
\---Momentum trading has been a profitable trade the last few years. We saw stocks across a variety of industries like IREN, RKLB, TOST, PLTR and many others, rise 60, 100, even 200% as momentum trades. Once they start going up othesr jump on board and they keep climbing.
\---That can happen in reverse. Once people start selling others start to sell and the stocks sink and keep sinking.

So, there was another 2.290,000 plus ounces of SILVER found under a rock? (Maybe where some JPM Traders hide),. & they are now REGISTERED. _JOHNLGALT🦘.

Do you mean the APs (JPM etc) could use derivatives to satisfy a redemption or creation? That doesn’t sound good. Surely blackrock won’t allow it?

If you’re looking at your portfolio and wondering why the banks are bleeding out today, it’s basically a perfect storm of regulatory hammers and policy shifts.
\* Bank of America just got hit with $250M in fines from the CFPB for "junk fees" and opening unauthorized accounts. It’s a massive reputational hit, and $BAC is leading the slide, down over 4.6%.
\* There’s a serious push in D.C. right now to cap credit card interest at 10%. For banks like JPM and Citi, credit cards are their biggest cash cows. If this actually goes through, their 2026 profit margins are going to be gutted.
\* Between the uncertainty over new tariff policies and a growing fear that private credit loans are starting to sour, big money is rotating out of financials and hiding in safer spots.
We’re seeing a valuation reset. The market is realizing that the easy money for banks in 2025 might be over as regulatory oversight ramps back up.

that's your failed logic... saudi aramco net profit margin is weak sauce by nivida standards, in fact it barely ranks in the top 20.
Based on [recent 2025-2026 data](https://www.financecharts.com/screener/most-profitable), here are the top 20 major global companies ranked by their trailing twelve-month (TTM) net profit margin as of **February 2026**: 
|**Rank** |**Company**|**Country**|**Sector**|**Net Profit Margin**|
|:-|:-|:-|:-|:-|
|1|**NVIDIA**|US|Tech|**\~54%**|
|2|**Visa**|US|Financials|**\~51%**|
|3|**TSMC**|Taiwan|Tech|**\~43%**|
|4|**Microsoft**|US|Tech|**\~36%**|
|5-6|**China Life/Meta**|China/US|Fin/Comm|**\~35-36%**|
|7-8|**Holcim/Alphabet**|SWI/US|Mat/Comm|**\~31%**|
|9-11|**Tencent/CMB/SoftBank**|China/JPN|Comm/Fin|**\~28-29%**|
|12-15|**Merck/Apple/J&J/Broadcom**|US|HC/Tech|**\~24-26%**|
|16-20|**UniCredit/CCB/Berkshire/ICBC/JPM**|Var.|Fin|**\~20-24%**|

If you’re looking at your portfolio and wondering why the banks are bleeding out today, it’s basically a perfect storm of regulatory hammers and policy shifts.
* Bank of America just got hit with $250M in fines from the CFPB for "junk fees" and opening unauthorized accounts. It’s a massive reputational hit, and $BAC is leading the slide, down over 4.6%.
* There’s a serious push in D.C. right now to cap credit card interest at 10%. For banks like JPM and Citi, credit cards are their biggest cash cows. If this actually goes through, their 2026 profit margins are going to be gutted.
* Between the uncertainty over new tariff policies and a growing fear that private credit loans are starting to sour, big money is rotating out of financials and hiding in safer spots.
We’re seeing a valuation reset. The market is realizing that the easy money for banks in 2025 might be over as regulatory oversight ramps back up.

I realize no one has a crystal ball but hold a lot of proprietary mutual funds from EQ, JPM, 1290 etc in my 401K. Any buy/sell decisions have to be made by 3PM. I would like to have a general idea (I don’t need to know to the penny) what I will get if I give the sell order that day. I realize there is still the possibility of a market event at 3:01 but something is better than nothing. For most of the funds I hold, I can only see the top holdings but that is only about 50% of the value and it does not always correlate. Yesterday I expected some of these funds to be down when I finally logged in to see the update and they were not, even though several of the largest holdings were down for the day.
IS THERE A WEBSITE THAT CAN HELP WITH THIS AND TELL ME RIGHT NOW APPROXIMATELY WHAT THESE FUNDS WILL BE WORTH LATER TONIGHT WHEN THEY SETTLE FOR THE DAY?
I am moving a lot of money out of my 401K and into an IRA (yes I know all the pluses and minuses). I am NOT trying to time the market, but a lot of these investments are less than 6 months old. I had intended to keep them there a while but circumstances have changed and I need to move them. However, while sooner is better, moving them tomorrow or a month from now does not matter to me.
I am trying very hard not to lose money I put in recently. However, there are a few funds that are close to break even. A couple underwater and a couple have done ok. I have a thing about not losing money on my 401K, otherwise what was the point of putting in $2K in November and then losing it when I sell in February?
I find it very frustrating that mutual funds are the only item that you do not know the final price when you buy or sell

hi guys, ive received spring week offers for JPM tech and Barclays s&t this April and their dates overlap. I know it’s probably marginal, but i wanted to ask which would be better for applying to internships for 2027 summer. for context im a first year cs student at oxford and have been rejected from all quant springs. thanks