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Hey guys,
QT at top BB (one of GS/JPM/BAML) with exposure to risk management and signals/strategy work focusing on MFT.
What are the typical bonuses like as a percentage of base at the Analyst level? After 2 years, what would typical exit opportunities be?
Thanks!

Stay away from Bitcoin.
Deposit six to twelve months of expenses in a high yield money market like SPAXX, FDLXX or FZDXX around $100K
Buy $200K ladder of T-Bills, T-Notes and T-bonds. You should use treasurydirect.gov setup an account and buy new issues on auction.
Buy blue chip stocks like NVDA, LLY, JPM, GEV, WMT, COST, V, MA, XOM, GE around $10K each.
Buy some ETFs like IVV, ACWX, SMH, XLE around $50K each.
Pay off as much debt as possible.
Keep the rest in your CMA or HYSA.

How does fidelity value these instruments? I sometimes see some of my ditm leaps position valued at the last price they traded at, sometimes at the midpoint of bid-ask, other times at the theoretical (double checked w/ Schwab and JPM where I also have accounts). It never seems consistent - can you shed some light? Thanks

Interview with CEO of Saniona about 2026 after JPM meeting
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Since JPM animals were introduced to Asia, their manipulation of the market has been continuous [day and night]. Even a brainless person knows what's going on.

Maybe GME partners with JPM , lol , wouldn't that be something

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I cant help but wonder if JPM is net long, if they may have something to do with this kind of bullshit

Regardless of Aus or China, many times you see a major bump up right at 6:04, but last couple of days major drop at the opening. Thought it was odd. Maybe JPM new eastern office fackery was thinking.

This is from a 13f, nobody but JPM Or their buddies would know dates or strike price btw.
Could be nothing could be something, hard to say without that info….

Why dint you direct buy comex options? SLV is managed by JPM. When pressure peaks in may JPM could take material from SLV to fill comex vaults.

Not necessarily. Copper destroys shit so you need to invent new designs, which I'm not sure could have been done until recently (who had the money or incentive?) LONGi's timing makes sense, and they are one of the top 4 in the world. Not sure they'd outright lie, maybe the timing is bullshit. But it might explain why this is the most boring "squeeze" I've ever been a part of. Smart money isn't going to waste time on this bullshit, imagine trying to figure out if not only are you being defrauded by JPM and crimex, but is the Chinese companies and government also lying or not (Yes to all).

Didn't JPM just pick up the same amount?
Are they playing hot potato 🥔?
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You think JPM is buying short dated calls like a degen?
That makes zero sense.

Also breaking news $7m is a rounding error to JPM

Something you're missing is miner earnings coming up. Something in there will provide clarity on the situation. I saw abotu 600k oz came in yesterday but for the most of Feb so far it's been 0. I know one mine made an exclusivity deal with Samsung, and I'm thinking others probably have by now. AG isn't selling any per their CEO.
I'd love to make a large bet on this squeeze but I'm pretty sure SLV is going to eat shit when it happens given their entanglement with JPM and CME. Not sure if miners will necessarily get action from it either, people hate miners its crazy.

Read between the lines. If JPM would still be massive short on Silver, they would set the fair price at 30 dollar. But they say 85. They wouldnt comunicate this new floor if it would harm them.

Why not, JPM does it all the time.

One of the problems is mutual funds or etf's that hold all these companies together. As people panic and sell "software" funds, everything the fund owns suffers, regardless of how affected or not that company is by AI. The baby is essentially being thrown out with the bath water right now. In a quarter or two, investors/analysts will rerate some of these and they'll recover nicely. Until then, people are being overly cautious and taking profits in anything remotely connected to software. I agree w JPM in that it is a great buying opportunity for some of the these companies, only time will tell which ones.