JPM
JPMorgan Chase & Co.
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HAHAHAHA 😆 JPM is gonna bankrupt anyone that buys that pos stock with 0 business model, But diluting bagholders of the stock. This is what Michal burry have coming to him. I’ll buy BTC after he goes broke.

Agree on oil and biotech but banks are good investments imo. Can’t go wrong with JPM or a GS or C

GOOG 265p 12/12 at open
Big boys will come back from holidays next week to fix what you regards and the JPM interns did to the market

There has been a lot of criticism this year about SCHD, but it's possible their last rebalance was strategic to avoid too much tech. The valuation on tech is sky high, and it fills everyone with dread. So yes, it's probably a good time to buy if you want a dividend fund, but a better question is why do you want it? If you're not retirement age, what purpose does it serve for you?
I'd like to suggest an alternative, FDVV. It's performing a lot better because it balances the big names like NVDA, AAPL, MSFT with classics like JPM, V, XOM, BAC. Its dividend isn't as high as SCHD, but still impressive and serves it well for reinvesting quarterly.
The only place I use FDVV is in my Rollover IRA because that account does not receive any contributions, so I selected funds that can effectively reinvest in themselves every quarter.

>MSTR closes up, JPM closes down
Zoom out

JPM does not do something wrong. They had shares they sold, nothing wrong in that.

Long-time JPM customer and alumni. This happens more than you think. The account agreements state they can do this for whatever reason at their discretion. Other than it is “Jack” this is not uncommon.

Big institutions like JPM short Strategy as a hedge against BTC!

Someone ask them if they got Epstein's financial records from JPM while they were in there

Can you buy it from Chase/JPM?

JPM must be taught a lesson

Let’s back it up a step further. Whoever thinks JPM has an unhedged and unmanaged open short position on anything is a complete moron.

sold 290p JPM NOV'28

> You keep pretending “walled garden” only refers to private vs. public chains,
It's the literal definition of the word...
"A walled garden is a closed platform where the publisher or technology provider controls access to hardware, applications, content, and user data."
Tell me, when will you be pushing your Casino app to JPMs Internal JPM coin chain?
> but it goes way deeper than that.
sure, if you dont even understand it at a fundamental level. The basic definition of the word has confused you.

Yesterdays rumor: JPM conspiring to destroy MSTR.
Todays rumor: BUY ALL THE MSTR BEFORE THE GOV DOES!

People sentiment turning anti-company can def have a huge impact. So I guess what ur saying is if u believe in STRATEGY business model (which I do) and wanna ride the anti-JPMcompany wave, it may be worth taking a shot a real boom possibility by… betting against their short and SHORT JPM 🤔?

Before he even getting closed to JPM, all the three letter agency will be on top of him already

I have GLD, BRK.B, VZ, UNH, JPM. Also LUV and FISV but those are sketchier companies and not at great prices.
I also buy international ETFs.

Lmao JPM raised concerns over AI bubble last month and then proceeded to short the fuck out of the bucket. Today they upgraded all the Bitcoin miners based on data center demand from Google Microsoft and NVIDIA calls and presumably bought a ton at 30-40% discounts. Absolute scumbags.

Clearly anti Saylor in here - pro democrat and JPM. Painfully obvious.