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Whats weird is, that JPM shows it at 3.34 still... i wonder what thats about

A few comments. First, don't put money with someone you don't like or trust. Always ends poorly. Next, you're not really in a rush, plopping the money in a HYSA or CD is a good and safe temporizing measure. Third, if you're comfortable with both having money in different firms and/or making some of those investment decisions yourself, then consider a fee-only FA who can help structure a plan if not the specific details. That would address the geography issue you mention with the JPM FA. The big firms like Fidelity, Vanguard, and Schwab all offer variations of these advisors. Last, if legacy is a concern then finding an estate attorney can help put pieces in place.

He's JPM's new mascot in clown world 

I asked for a link to JPM attacking MSTR and that's what you replied with. I was giving you the benefit of the doubt by calling you a bot. You may just be an incredibly stupid human.

Don't bother, it's a bot. It's linking an SEC filing by strategy as proof that JPM is doing hit pieces. It isn't able to understand that it's wrong so it's just hallucinating.

I can DM you a few names if you want. They all operate as independent business’s under JPM if that makes sense. IE. I can be Lions private client under the JPM family using JPM trading, accounting, and banking resources. The advisor group brings the bank money and generates income for the bank by using resources all the behind the scene stuff you won’t realize. Once you fall under private client and private bank. Everything is possible. You can tell them I want $500k a year as a salary and they will realistically tell you. The best i can get you is $150k after taxes and we can pay you monthly like a salary broken up in 12 payments. They can target a 6% annual growth and meet those expectations after taxes as well. You can take it even further and let them manage your whole life: bills, tax bills, car payments, mortgages, etc. So at the end of the year they will hand you a bill. You can tell them you want to be able to have the investments afford the fees. IE. If their annual fee is $50k a year. You can have them take it from the income of the investments and cover their fee. Just be upfront and tell them your goals. You have to like these people. Enough to invite them to 4th of July bbq and Christmas parties. You have to want to sit at dinner with them they will become an extent of your family. Thats the level of trust you have to give these people at the end of the day.
I know a story where one family has a family trust of $8b and Morgan Stanley manages it. No one who inherits the trust can dictate how much can come out and Morgan Stanley is firm with that.

Private Client and Private Bank at JPM are really good. It really comes down to the advisors and if you click with them. The best advisors look at something like that and setup as dynasty money. I see how they do it with my ultra high net worth bosses. QGARP is your friend. You can also tell them what you want done as well. IE. need money to fix lives (cars, living situations, bills, etc.). It will not be a tomorrow morning here is a cheque. But it will be like by end of 2026 we generated this amount of money here’s what we can distribute to you after taxes. They should be able to forecast and estimate that far out and adjust while still growing that money reasonably.

Care to share a link of JPM referring to MSTR as having "FCKED" products?
JPM has made standard risk assessments, which they have historically done. This is nothing new, and you're too emotional.

JP Morgan didn't slam Saylor or MSTR. MSCI is deciding whether or not MSTR qualifies for their index and JPM released a warning that if other indices follow suite, they could get delisted from the nasdaq 100.
Also, Saylor doesn't have an angle, somone asked what it would take for MSTR to sell bitcoin, and it was answered.

MAJOR NEWS:
* CARRY TRADE NEWS CREATING PRESSURE IN PREMARKET.
* BOJ Governor Ueda just signaled the board will consider a rate hike at the Dec 19 meeting, with swaps now pricing \~76% odds for December and \~94% by January. JGB 10Y is near 1.84% and 20Y around 2.88%, the highest since 2008 and 1999, and the yen is firmer.
* Most liquidity sensitive asset BTC is being hit the hardest here with roughly $600M of leveraged longs liquidated in 12 hours.
* BofA: 'Tweaking our call: 25bp cut in Dec, terminal rate unchanged'
* Trump says he has picked his next Fed chair and will announce soon
* Black Friday sales were very strong: Adobe Analytics says U.S. online Black Friday sales hit a record $11.8B, up 9.1% YoY, with another $5.5B expected Saturday and $5.9B Sunday, and Cyber Monday projected at $14.2B.
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MAg7:
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* AAPL - JPM reiterates overweight on AAPL, PT 305. Lead times for the Base model remain in the double-digit days range, continuing to signify that the ramp in supply is still trailing demand and remains the primary driver of higher demand for the iPhone 17 series over the iPhone 16. Regarding weekly trends, lead times on average increased by 1 day (relative to Week 11), including stable lead times for the Base iPhone 17, an increase of 2 days for iPhone Air, an increase of 2 days for iPhone 17 Pro, and an increase of 1 day for iPhone 17 Pro Max (versus an increase of 2 days across each model last year)
* NVDA - SoftBank CEO: "I didn’t want to sell a single share of NVDA, but I needed the money to invest in OpenAI and other opportunities."
* TSLA - just set a new all time car sales record in Norway. Through November it registered 28,606 vehicles, beating VW’s prior full year record of 26,575 from 2016.
* TSLA - TD COwen on TSLA, Buy, PT 509. "We had an opportunity to take 3 Tesla RoboTaxi rides in Austin last week, covering nearly 40 miles over \~2 hours at a $1.08 price per mile. Rides were impressive all around, with two notably complex scenarios (emergency vehicles and a construction site) handled very well. Does Tesla seem to be on track to begin removing Austin safety monitors by year-end? We think so. Maintain Buy, $509 target."
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* ASML - MS : Memory demand and Foundry spend support our thesis.
* CSIQ - CSI Solar is shifting assets to its Nasdaq-listed parent Canadian Solar to keep selling into the US. Canadian Solar will own 75.1% of three overseas plants that mainly supply the US, covering 3 GWh storage, 2.9 GW batteries and 8 GW of wafer slicing, aimed at staying onside new US “foreign entity of concern” rules.
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* Japan is planning to tax crypto gains at a flat 20% like stocks, instead of the current progressive rates that can go up to 55%. Plan is set to go into the 2026 tax reform outline, covering about 8M domestic accounts trading \~¥1.5T a month.
* US and UK are set to agree to zero tariffs on pharmaceutical products, with an announcement expected at the White House on Monday, per reuters sources.
* Elon Musk says AI and robotics are “pretty much the only thing” that can solve the US debt crisis.

in 2022 I was looking for a solid bank to invest. I came across Sofi as I went deeper in the research, got a feeling investing in sofi back then is like investing JPM in its early days.
I thougt It was cheap back then and I think it is expensive right now.

I keep hearing 150… but I sincerely think that the whole MSTR company has terrible reputation now, they say it’s because of JPM, yadda yadda yadda. I would stay away from it and just look at value companies.

Those rumors about JPM moving their bullion traders to Singapore might actually be true - silver slam started early tonight!

That's why OG whales are dumping.
They bought BTC at pennies while blackrock, JPM, harvard all said it'd go to 0. Then they made them buy in at 100k+ just to dunk on them.
Actually beautiful.

Not a chance that JPM would ever hold a single position that could even put a dent in their total capital

JPM - Chase?
Banks pay well when things are on the up (bull), but don't major banks cut their dividends harshly when things go bear? JPM dividends dropped around 2011 and didnt go back to the same level around 2017.

🌽tards are shorting $JPM lmfaooo

I agree, especially that it includes financials like visa, Mastercard, JPM etc…

I own about 8 CC funds, JPM, GS and NEOS are the best ones, IMO

I’m in an investing sub discussing a stock. What makes you think I haven’t looked up information? It’s just funny the top rated comment is repeating 12 variations of “I just like the stock”. Sofi’s revenue growth has been pretty impressive but I do think it will slow because they don’t have moat, like I mentioned. You didn’t answer my question or even engage with it at all. B2B lending is a good business, but it’s a crowded space and I don’t understand what Sofi can offer here that Barclays or JPM can’t.