JPM
JPMorgan Chase & Co.
stock NYSE

If JPM had 50% of its deposits withdrawn in a single day it would absolutely collapse lol.

JPM just went red 

Getting rekt by the JPM collar expiration

JPM collar boys

JPM collar wen?

SPX is always at interesting inflection points just before JPM rolls their giant SPX collar spread. Friday is the next roll.

So the market is essential up because of the JPM collar?

How is JPM not down on the news about the CEO?

I would like to make money today, can we get the JPM Intern on shift for the 24/7 WSB Watch, to go and make some phone calls please?
I just closed my deal (IB) and am bored.

JPM collar expires Friday at 4065 on the call side. Doubt it's going over that at expiration.

JPM collar at 4065 Spx. All in puts right there if we even get there

JPM collar sold calls at 4030, correct me if I am wrong?

[Tweet from @NoelConvex](https://twitter.com/NoelConvex/status/1608913398154301441): $JPM $SPX collar visualized $JHEQX https://t.co/8mFwOcLHpG

Friday is going to be interesting . PCE data, end of quarter rebalancing, and JPM will likely roll their quarterly collar.

Question for oil gang:
This morning JPM put out a note saying “.. in 2022, the US had record oil production, breaking the record set in 2019.” [source](https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1641082528239964161?s=46&t=06OujBRONgvNzs8P0B5VBg)
…but if you go look at the [EIA website](https://www.eia.gov/dnav/pet/hist/LeafHandler.ashx?n=pet&s=mcrfpus2&f=a) it says production was still below 2019. Any idea why there’s a disconnect?

JPM underperforming fuck

JPM $120P 3/31.. i bought 100 for $400 .04 each probably expire worthless but good gamble

JPM raises PT on MU from $65 to $75 on literally no information other than the fact that the company lost 2 billion this quarter and is projected to lose another 2 next quarter. Demand in the market has soured completely, and will be for some time. Smells like manipulation from someone wanting to drop their bags.

Ceo of JPM was working with Epstein yikes

Isn’t JPM playing it to 4065?