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I agree, but isn't this part of their usual DD/CYA?

>central banks buying gold at a pace not seen since 2022-24... we all know what happened in '25... SON!
Central Banks know better than anyone that Warsh can't reform the Fed even if he wanted to.
US is broke, can't win wars anymore, has become politically unstable and printing money desperately to cover it all up.
This is just CBs exhibiting CYA behavior to hedge against the obvious inevitable death of USD.
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Agreed. I'd love some continued volatility to sell some CCs above cost basis for 1/4 to 1/3 back. At least cash in on high premiums and recoup cash.
If the down trend continues eyeing Dec 35C. Selling at bid price still nets ~9k back in the tank and if they get exercised comes out to almost 19k profit. On decaying funds like this though, gotta play hedges to CYA. If you can manage to recoup cost basis and play with house money, that's when it's a stress-free W

Real answer: it doesn't really matter what "computer" you use for this. If you want a digital option for storage then all you really need is an external hard drive. If you search Amazon for "external hard drive" then you'll get a number of options that will do what you're looking for. Honestly, you could pick one blindfolded and it would probably work without a hitch. You can plug it into the USB port if whatever computer you use at the office and transfers the files as needed. 
That said, it's a very bad idea to rely on this for document retention, particularly as legal CYA. Hard drives can fail at random times for all kinds of reasons. They're *usually* fine but the risk of failure weighed against the consequences in a worst case scenario means that you need to have some kind of backup. For that, you'll either want to spend money for some kind of online backup solution (you could technically use a free Google Drive for this but God help you if you ever forget the password or need any kind of support) or go for the tried and true analog method of printing everything out and keeping it in bankers boxes.