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lol then you have the nyt publishing one of the most sheepish CYA articles today that I've ever seen: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/11/13/us/politics/nvidia-alice-huang-spy-china.html Nvidia Scandal Prompts Questions of What It Means to Be a Spy U.S. intelligence agencies believe a woman who had an affair with Jensen Huang was a Chinese asset. But there is much more that they are still assessing about her role. "Chinese espionage is complicated. There are a range of ways that Chinese business executives can conduct espionage for the Beijing government, from simply reporting what they know to taking active direction." "Current and former officials said that Chinese business executives often believe that they cannot advance their careers without being aligned with the state. Approached by the Chinese government to collect information or prod an American company for access to high-end chips, many Chinese executives might feel they have no choice but to comply." Lol wtf? These things sound important to clarify before/along with the initial reporting no?

I just think you can't pull anything off the table here. The possibility of there being a guide cut comes in maybe Nvidia wants to try to get the government off their butt and try a CYA for smuggling possibly helping with earnings.

I think people who legitimately believe he's being fired just for the affairs have severe copium. They're totally ignoring the mounting evidence that he was directly involved with the chip smuggling and diversion scheme. Before midterms everyone believed if they bent the knee, Trump would provide infinite protection for criminal activity, corruption, shady shit. Now they see that power has vanished like a fart in the wind. Everyone in government and boards will be in CYA mode for a future without him.

It's wild. People have all these insane conspiracy theories about why this so much is leaking. Occam's Razor. Jensen and everyone thought they could do lots of shady shit and were protected by Trump. Then he lost significant power during midterms and now everyone is scrambling to CYA for a future without him.

I think it's pretty straightforward. These guys bet on doing brazenly illegal and shady shit, thinking Trump would protect them if they bent the knee to him. Now everyone is doing CYA including those in government since he lost significant power. It's definitely not a coincidence.

The dems will once they take over the congress. Hence the CYA has commenced.