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Years ago now, I knew a guy who made some reasonably large dollars because he understood more or less the entirety of S/390. Oil companies were extremely willing to have him fix things on their rigs, and they were *exceptionally* pleased to pay EVEN more if he had to actually visit the rig.
(some S/390 systems were sold specifically for rigs and offshore refineries, which included dedicated satellite time and other insanely expensive options)

# BEARS SO BROKE THEY CANT EVEN AFFORD HANES SHIT

had your money?? YOU NEVER EVEN HAD YOUR WALLET

LOL FEAR AND GREED INDEX IS BULLSHIT THATS NOT EVEN A REAL THING ITS MADE UP BULLSHIT LOL WORSE THAN TECHNICAL ANALYSIS THATS AT LEAST BASED IN SOME REALITY

Alright regards. Hear me out.
GTA 5 came out in 2013. Obama was president. The PS4 wasn't even out yet.
13 years and THREE presidents later, Rockstar is finally releasing GTA 6.
And who's in the White House?
DONALD FUCKING TRUMP.
I'm not saying the president can make video game stocks moon. But if anyone can declare GTA 6 a matter of national economic security, it's the guy who puts tariffs on everything.
Anyway, I actually looked at the numbers instead of jerking off to the trailers.
THE NUMBERS:
• $TTWO hit $265.94 in July. September 30 close? $207.50.
• DOWN 22% heading into GTA 6.
• FY26 net bookings: $6.72 BILLION.
• FY27 guidance: $8–8.2 BILLION. Nearly 20% growth.
• GTA 6 launches November 19.
• Rockstar is selling a $400 collector's box that DOESN'T EVEN INCLUDE THE FUCKING GAME.
Read that last one again.
These motherfuckers are selling people a $400 box without the product.
And Wall Street has the stock down 22%?
WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE.
AND NOW THE STOCK IS FINALLY WAKING UP.
Three green days in a row.
$201.44 → $207.50.
September 30 alone? +2.33% while the S&P 500 was RED.
Now I'm watching $209–210. If it breaks through and holds, this recovery starts looking a lot more interesting.
My portfolio has been waiting for this longer than we've been waiting for GTA 6.
THE TRUMP ECONOMIC THESIS:
Obama gave us GTA 5.
Biden gave us GTA 6 trailers.
Trump gets the actual fucking game.
This is not an economic model. This is a man with a brokerage account and a dream.
But if Trump can rename AI to Super Intelligence, surely he can rename my unrealised losses to unrealised gains.
MAKE VICE CITY GREAT AGAIN.
WHAT COULD GO WRONG?
• Valuation: GTA 6 already priced into forward multiples.
• Macro: Rising 10Y yields compress valuations.
• Execution: Another delay or guidance miss.
• Sell-the-news: Institutions dump into launch hype.
Basically, GTA 6 could break every entertainment record and my portfolio could still look like Los Santos after a five-star wanted level.
The question for the bears:
If GTA 6 is fully priced in, why has $TTWO lost almost a quarter of its value since July?
Explain it to me like I'm five because I'm currently financially qualified to operate a shopping trolley.
TL;DR: Obama gave us GTA 5. Trump gets GTA 6. Take-Two is forecasting billions in growth and my portfolio is currently applying for federal disaster relief.
MAKE MY ACCOUNT GREEN AGAIN.

BEARS CANT EVEN AFFORD MCDONALDS OR BRUGER KING OR FIVE GUYS

On ODD days - Stock market ≠ economy, Stock market only helps Adani Ambani grow their worth, where are jobs?
On EVEN days - Mudi is so bad that stock market is down, Mudi should rejine

Lifespan = usefulness / electricity.
However, since you can't replace them EVEN if you have the money your only solution is to keep using them. XAi still uses H100 although they will have 600k gb300

WHO IS SELLING EVEN

until we get a new spike so that the next dorito is EVEN BIGGER :D

The other day I barged into a bingo hall and screamed “YOU LOSERS! BINGO IS SO SAD WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING??”
I was there to save them from themselves.
But nobody was convinced, I just got some weird stares and was asked to leave. So I get what you’re going through

DONT EVEN TRY TO STOP ME ITS TOO LATE. BYE

"WHAT IN THE HELL IS EVEN THAT!"

MARKET IS SO SHIT EVEN EOM REBALANCE IS FUCKING WEAK

:cry: crazy how we were on a bull run LITERALLY JUST 1 WEEK AGO WITH 4.9% YIELDS! WE EVEN HAD A 3.25% QQQ DAY! Then yields spiked from 4.9% to 5.3% in just 8 days and are holding the entire semi sector down

YOU TRY GETTING OFF A WINDSCREEN AT 70MPH I BET YOU CAN'T IN FACT I BET YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN TRIED IT THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY AND IGNORANCE OF YOUR COMMENT GAWD DARN IT MOOOOOODDDDDDDSSSSSS WHERE ARE YOU

Exhibit A (2:08:38)
For context, this was back in 2023 in which Larry was invited by Pulte and entire PP Show (idiots except for Jake2B and Sal) with regards to bed and beyond (which now has become DK-Butterfly). If you click on the bit (link), at the time, people were energetic and very hopeful, so why was Larry there in the 1st place? Did Ryan send him!?
[https://www.youtube.com/live/9GCGn\_STx-o?si=p9-TpDmHyXaQ1auo&t=7718](https://www.youtube.com/live/9GCGn_STx-o?si=p9-TpDmHyXaQ1auo&t=7718)

3 VERY Long years have gone since and nothing came of it (some stuff unearthing sure), but my suspicion with the recent livestream Larry did was likely an attempt to either pacify (calm down) an entire following of investors (which is exactly what he did in 2023) and/or stall for EVEN MORE TIME!
I do not believe Larry's sudden livestream was done under the presumption of good faith. I am not directly accusing the guy of anything (frankly don't care about him as an investor), but all I can say is that whether Ryan sent Larry again to calm the storm down (many frustrated investors), I have a suspicion that things will very likely get delayed again (just like it did back in 2023).
In essence, there's a very HIGH likely hood that the GME warrants WILL BE EXTENDED which could be for another year or maybe half (I am not sure), but one thing I do know is that Larry doing a livestream is ANYTHING BUT good news.
I REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPE I AM WRONG, but if time has proven anything when Larry "shows up" all of a sudden, I don't think or assume it's a good thing. Hence, get ready because in the coming weeks there will be announcements, but warrants will be extended and Ryan will continue buying more which means no REAL announcements or anything happening anytime soon.
And people sucking up to Larry or Ryan at this stage without any real corporate action leaves a lot to be desired.
TLDR: Don't fall for it! Expect this to be delayed even longer. Again, I'd rather be wrong that right.

# BEARS SO BROKE THEY CANT EVEN AFFORD A BIG MAC WITH NO BEEF

DID YOU EVEN SAY THANK YOU!?!?

Itna disappointment ki 2 channel pe same post Kia ? Aja mera shanu!!! Aja meri godi me beitha jitna disappointment he re tu. P.S chutiya country k logo ko this gov BHEEKHARI BANAKE HI CHODEGI. EVERY POLICY IS BY GOV TO ENRICH ADANIS AND LOOT RETAIL AND NO FOREIGNER IS EVEN INTERESTED TO THROW BHEEK TO THIS NATION . Sab doller leke bhag gae to desh asa recession dekhega jo 2008 me bhi nahi hua.
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