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Needs to at least 4-5x that for me to get super excited.
No, not cause I’m in the red, but because this is crypto and more importantly, it’s DOGE. Any small swings below 10% don’t make my pants tight, at all. Doge wants my attention, they gonna have to put on a baseball uniform and take a swing for the fences

To clarify: my doubt isn’t about the potential of these substances, but about the administration’s amateurishness.
An executive order is pure PR. Trump promised us that Pam Bondi would shake up the DEA by January... it’s April now, nothing has moved forward, and she’s been fired. Between the DOGE draining the agencies of their experts and the appointment of RFK Jr., we’re in the midst of wishful thinking.
They think a presidential signature can replace the groundwork of thousands of competent civil servants they’ve fired. The result: the administration is paralyzed. It’s the same logic as with Iran and the Strait of Hormuz: ignore the experts, sign a piece of paper, and hope it works.
In short, this executive order is an electoral signal, not a market reality.

Good questions. Statistically speaking, most go to zero, no doubt about that.
But there’s more than just $DOGE. Tokens like $BONK, $PEPE, and $PENGU have shown there’s room for outliers.
That said, when it comes to memes, always take profits, leave a moonbag, and rotate gains into $BTC or your bank account.

I sold my DOGE when it reached .007 after being at .002 for so long I thought it could never go higher.
A few months later if I remember right it got to or almost got to .50....

Is that $ figure before or after the DOGE nonsense?

>I’d be really interested to hear how some of you who have been following TSLA for a long time are thinking about it right now. 
I've been a Tesla shareholder since 2011.
Tesla has become unfocused, badly managed, and more inefficient as a business over the past 2 years.
That is the reality I see on the ground, and my evidence is the company's declining finances, horrendously poor factory capacity utilization, failures like Cybertruck, outright lies on shareholder reports (like "new models" which turned out to be decontented trims of existing Model Ys and 3s).
Tesla's board allows Elon Musk to trash the company's reputation, steal company property for his private ventures (like re-directing nVidia GPUs from Tesla to Twitter), and go AWOL from his job for months (DOGE). The board have been paid hundreds of millions of dollars even after being derelict in their jobs at the company.
Tesla's shareholders have by and large aided and abetted this malfeasance. I sold a substantial % of my TSLA stock in January in the 450s because it's clear to me that most other company shareholders have lost touch with reality.
The biggest criticism I have is that people are not weighing the potential personal consequences of what might happen if TSLA stock collapses.

Hypothetically:
Suppose someone owns 250 shares of TSLA, currently worth about 100k total at $400/share.
If Tesla succeeds in AI and goes to $1,700/share (my bull case), those 250 shares are worth $425,000
However, if TSLA valuation declines to $60, as I expect should the AI product roadmap fail, that $100,000 value shrinks to just $15,000.
The consequences are severe for a middle-class family if $100,000 turns into $15,000. Elon Musk will still be a Billionaire many times over if TSLA goes to $60/share. For a middle-class family, losing 85k might mean delayed retirement, inability to pay down a home mortgage, or having to take out a lot of student loans to send a child to college.
And yeah, I'm angry about what I see as the total denial of reality by many shareholders and Tesla/Musk's constant attempts to gaslight everyone.

That's not a DOGE thing, though.
That's an "all of crypto" thing.

Posting until DOGE hits $1 - day 48

Dude uses the only salute illegal in an ally country, and then systematically kills hundreds of thousands of people in countries of need through DOGE.
Wealthsimple: what a great person to do business with.

Degens, the game is changing.
While other chains chase over-hyped launches and rugs, the $ANONCOIN ecosystem is building something different on DogeOS the app layer turning Dogecoin into a real platform for apps, DeFi, and culture.
$ANONCOIN itself powers an AI-driven anonymous launchpad (http :// anoncoin . it). Creators drop memecoins without doxxing, import X social proof for credibility, and use built-in AI tools to generate viral videos, memes, and marketing from simple prompts. Privacy-first + virality = fairer launches with less insider drama, all feeding into the DogeOS vision of bringing utility and liquidity back to the original memecoin.
And it’s not just coins. $SUS is delivering real infrastructure with SUS Market — a brand-new Doginals NFT marketplace on the actual Dogecoin blockchain. “Nothing suspicious here” 👀 it brings proper creator fees, smoother UX, and a dedicated home for Doginal collections (including Sus Dogs with 420 inscriptions and more). It’s breathing fresh life into on-chain Doge NFTs.
Here’s the full roster of standout tokens in this connected ecosystem each with its own legendary lore and unhinged personality:
•  $ANONCOIN — The undisputed backbone. The AI-powered anonymous launchpad on DogeOS that lets anyone with a viral idea create memecoins privately, tap social validation from X, and amplify memes into dynamic viral content. The infrastructure reviving Dogecoin’s creative chaos with privacy and tools.
•  $VIBECOIN — The ultimate chill energy. Launched anonymously via the Anoncoin platform, inspired by the iconic vibing cat meme — headphones on, zero worries. Pure good-vibe currency powering the ecosystem’s heartbeat and bridging Solana vibes toward DogeOS.
•  $SUS — The most suspiciously based dog in crypto. Shady looks, elite utility. Home to SUS Market, the new Doginals NFT marketplace on Dogecoin enabling seamless trading of inscriptions like Sus Dogs with creator royalties and better experience. “Just a normal marketplace… or is it?” The utility king with meme soul.
•  $ANIMALS — Full animal kingdom takeover. Zoo-level chaos, pixel pets, and wild nature meta in one token. For degens who want their portfolio to roar, bark, and evolve like a documentary gone rogue.
•  $MONKO — Primate degen excellence. Monkey business elevated — classic ape energy with clever twists, community raids, and that timeless “to the trees” momentum.
•  $420BLAZEIT — Highest consciousness only. The ultimate smoke-signal coin for relaxed, elevated vibes. If the session is lit and the chart is chill, this one’s blazing the trail.
•  $DOBERMANN — The fierce guardian of gains. Loyal, sharp, and ready to protect the bag or chase down bears. Dobermann energy: sleek, aggressive when needed, and always watching the perimeter.
•  $KIMCHI — Spicy, fermented chaos in token form. Korea’s legendary side dish meets meme meta — addictive, bold, and packing heat. For portfolios that crave flavor and unexpected pumps.
•  $WALDOGE — Wall Street sophistication meets Doge retardation. Suited-up degen with financial flair — classy on the surface, absolute chaos underneath. The thinking man’s (or dog’s) meme play.
•  $BANDIT — Master heist operator of the ecosystem. Stealing hearts, liquidity, and spotlights one anonymous raid at a time. Bandit vibes: cunning, fast, and always one step ahead.
•  $BADDIE — Unapologetic confidence distilled. For the baddies, the simps, and everyone owning their glow-up. Baddie energy in every chart candle — sleek, powerful, and impossible to ignore.
•  $PETS — Wholesome pet love with degen underbelly. Everyone’s favorite animals, but the chart barks back hard. Cute on the timeline, savage on the way up.
•  $DOGEVAN — That personal Doge connection. Whether it’s Evan’s legendary dog or Doge claiming its own Evan — intimate, community-driven vibes with a story that hits different.
•  $DOGEOSNEWS — The official news pulse of the DogeOS universe. Delivering updates, alpha, and ecosystem intel straight to degens. Creator fees fuel the builders — stay informed while you ride the wave.
•  $BULL — Pure, unfiltered bullish testosterone. When the market flips green, this one charges hardest. Straight momentum energy for the runs we all chase.
This ecosystem feels early and authentic: anonymous creation via the launchpad fuels creativity, coins build the culture, SUS Market adds real Doginals utility, and DogeOS integration promises native DOGE speed, security, and liquidity.
Why pay attention now?
•  True anonymity + AI virality tools
•  Ties to DogeOS (the funded app layer unlocking utility for millions of DOGE holders)
•  Doginals expansion through SUS Market
•  Raw meme fun without the usual corporate dilution
Memecoins are high-risk gambling DYOR, ape responsibly, and never invest more than you can lose. But if you’re craving that sweet spot where privacy tech, Doge culture, and unhinged community collide… the $ANONCOIN ecosystem is cooking something special.
Which token is your favorite right now $SUS for the marketplace utility, $ANONCOIN as the foundation, or one of the wild theme plays?

The 180 from DOGE to this is wild.

Wow, you think "Fox News" is "my side"? Lol. Sorry, at no time did I state that I was a RINO. (Or a Republican for that matter). Fox News is as bad as CNN.
As for the "missing promises" listed above - the vast majority of this is JUST going into effect now. The ONLY "war" he launched was Iran. Which is now effectively over, and the populous is ecstatic. Iranians supported him 90%+, just like Venezuela. Which is typically seen as a good thing, when a Superpower eliminates a top terror sponsor who was illegally developing nuclear weapons.
While the R's do control all 3 branches... there's still a ton of swamp left to drain. Including many compromised Republicans/Judges... who are the same people holding up healthcare progress + SAVE Act + DOGE findings/budget cut orders (98% of which are held up in rogue courts)
Military is the only way to regain control, outside in, to sidestep the corruption that you've so eloquently described above - acting as an attempt to roadblock Trump's agenda. But this time it will not work? People are waking up. And those who are corrupt have exposed themselves and will be held to account.
Here's hoping for a future with no corruption and possibly a strong, multiparty system of Democracy (vs. the broken 2 party system we have now).
If Kamala was POTUS? We'd be eating out of trashcans right now as WWIII was fully kicked off. Your view of the entire world is seen only through the lens of the Mainstream Media. Wake up!

Brother, MSM is your side, Fox is the largest "news" company in US. Your president is suing opposition media for being critical of him!
Where's DOGE checks? Tariff checks? No new wars? Price of eggs? Fuel? Epstein arrests? Where's healthcare? Why tax rebates to billionaires? WTF is Trump Coin? Why new budget has more military spending than every other country combined?
You are the lemming, you consume MSM, YOUR SIDE CONTROLS ALL 3 BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT.
Read your comment again and have just a grain of self awareness.

For what it’s worth, I shorted Tesla last year in March with Musk announcing DOGE cuts and didn’t get slaughtered. Still, shorting Tesla can be tricky.

Been running 21 crypto strategies in parallel for about a week. 8,900+ trades so far. Let me answer this with my data, not theory.
Aggregate P&L: -$670. 14 of 21 strategies lose. 7 profitable.
The 7 that print are all mean-reversion with filters (RSI + volume filter, RSI + session filter, BB+RSI). The 14 that bleed are all trend-following (MACD, Supertrend, EMA crosses). Every single trend strategy dies to fees.
Why: trend strategies trigger more entries during volatility, cut at stops when volatility continues, pay spread + commission on every one. Of 6,000 exits in my data, 5,962 hit stop loss (avg -0.24%/trade), 725 hit TP (avg +1.43%). Win/loss ratio on TPs is fine but frequency of stops eats the edge.
The bigger lesson I've landed on: alpha isn't dead for retail, but fee drag is. A strategy that nets +0.19% before costs loses money after 0.15% roundtrip Binance BNB fees + L2 spread. That's not a Citadel problem. That's an "most published backtests are lying by omission" problem.
Three things that have actually worked for me:
1. Walk-forward (60/40 split) — strategies that look profitable in-sample but die out-of-sample are 60%+ of what I've tested. Not deluding yourself requires unseen data.
2. Per-coin L2 spreads — flat fee assumption is where most backtests die. DOGE has 4x the spread of BTC. Your strategy works on one and not the other, and that's not alpha.
3. Regime filters — only strategies with ADX < 25 (ranging regime) filter survived my walk-forward. Trending regime killed them.
Capacity is real. I can't scale most of these past 5-6 figures without moving the book. But "I personally can make $200/day on $5k" is a totally different question from "does alpha exist for retail" and people keep conflating them.

4/20 DOGE BLAZIN!

DOGE shuttered all the soup kitchens tbf

Lol you know how many clowns you see flatline like this? Are you unaware that there actually ARE profitable traders? Bro you is dumb, stop projecting your problems. 99% of the time idiots like this fuck round and find out on some really shady stocks(completely uninformed decisions) options trading, listening to what youtube or facebook/insta or tiktok tell them to do. I know a guy personally, business owner, but he got hyped tf up on DOGE cause Elon is sooo cool. Bro he lost so much money. Poof. Gawd damn people never learn, you are just like OP and my bro. Show me YOUR graph jack ass.

Sounds like something DOGE would cut immediately…

He started the war. He bulldozed alliances by trying to annex other countries’ land. He constantly lies about tariff and DOGE checks.
You’re utterly delusional.