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>Dont even like the guy
>Prays to God that he won
>Says this with a straight face during highs in gas, new war in the Middle East costing billions every week, providing billions to Israel and their universal healthcare, inflation out of control, deficit running to new records, geopolitical destruction through threatening to invade our allies, economical stagnation, employment dropping, DOGE costing us billions and didnt save a dime, gutted many national public programs, somehow managing to split and fail passing bills despite holding Republican majority in House and Senate, and interest rates look like theyre racing to a recession
>”But Kamala and Waltz wouldve been the WORST!!”
When the crash or recession happens, youll be crying about how it wouldve been soooo much worse if a democrat were in charge LOL the cope is nuts, you should be praying for a better tomorrow not some guy who doesnt think about you or your best interests

I keep my DOGE, hope it is growing.

Feels like they’re leaning hard into the April 1 angle just to farm attention tbh. Whenever something is marketed as “not a joke,” it usually ends up being either underwhelming or already priced in by the time it drops.
If I had to guess, the DOGE angle is probably some kind of merged mining or resource-sharing play with their existing setup, not some massive breakthrough. The tech might be interesting on paper, but whether the market cares is a different story. Crypto moves more on narrative than specs most of the time.
I’d watch the reaction more than the announcement itself. If it doesn’t immediately grab attention, it’ll probably fade fast regardless of what they built.

This feels exactly like the kind of thing my friends hype up for two weeks straight and then we’re all watching the announcement like it’s a game kickoff lol.
The April 1 timing makes me automatically skeptical though. Not saying it’s fake, but it kinda sets expectations weirdly. Half my group would assume it’s a meme play unless they drop something really concrete.
If I had to guess, it’s probably some kind of multi-mining or shared infra angle with DOGE, like stacking rewards or optimizing idle hash. That’s the kind of thing people I know get excited about for a day, then immediately ask “okay but is it actually profitable.”
Market-wise, I feel like it only moves if there’s clear upside for regular users. If it’s just “look at our tech,” people will talk about it for a bit then move on. If it actually lets people earn more with the same setup, that’s when my group starts paying attention fast.

They couldn't be expected to do shit before DOGE either

What to do with my DOGE

Plus the DOGE check?

And the DOGE refund check. I think that was supposed to be 5k.

All DOGE accomplished was hurting programs for poor people who are now going to have a nice famine due to the oil and fertilizer markets being blown up.

I don't think QUBIC will be able to reach 51% hash rate with DOGE, however it will be interesting to see if they can incentivise miners to the QUBIC network if they get higher rewards and it's more profitable.

$1400 tariff check? What about my $5000 DOGE check?

Nice. Finally got my DOGE dividend cheque in the mail. You can say a lot of things about 🥭, but calling him a liar isn't one of them.

Qubic has been running a two-week campaign with "not a joke" messaging, building toward an announcement on April 1. The April Fool's Day timing is clearly deliberate.
From what I can piece together from their public communications and dashboard previews. They previously integrated with the Monero network and contributed significant hashrate. Their infrastructure uses ASICs for Scrypt-based mining and CPUs/GPUs for RandomX (Monero) simultaneously. The "not a joke" messaging specifically references DOGE mining
The CertiK 15.52M TPS verification is already on record. The Monero hashrate contribution is documented. My question is. What does the DOGE integration actually involve technically and at what scale?
I'm curious what people here think they are actually going to announce, and whether you think the market will care?

DOGE holding $0.05 — key level to watch

In hindsight you all perhaps realize that the actual purpose of the dodgy DOGE dimwitted Muskcovites was not to cut government spending, but rather to eliminate the government’s ability to investigate and enforce SEC regulatory powers, and any ethics violations.
To prove how low IQ the tRumpass clan is, Elon-gated Musk-ratface has increased his net worth by near half a trillion dollars.
Stealing the election for tRumpass the orange pedophile traitor was the best investment Elon-gated Musk-ratface ever made.
How long will Senate Republicans avoid their Constitutional duty to protect the country from a rogue President and his billionaire pedophile friends?

I wouldn't read this as a sign that a long war in intended or expected
recruitment & retention is way down even without the war: DOGE, purges of women and black officers, ICE poaching the same demos, etc.
if anything, I would take this as a sign that any ground ops are going to be necessarily limited due to a lack of available manpower

Still waiting to invest my DOGE refund check!

DOGE tipping is actually pretty awesome-bring it back?

The DOGE savings coming in handy. FFS.

And DOGE right? I’m pretty sure multiple ones were promised.