VAR
Varian Medical Systems, Inc.
stock NYSE

So I have a question since you seem comfortable with this: do you calculate your risk level al a either VAR or a half Kelly?

*when I was little, my father was famous*
*he was the greatest trader on Wall Street, and he was the hedgie's risk manager*
*he stopped out the trades of 131 portfolio managers*
*It was a bad time wall street*
*the hedgies stayed inside their penthouse and they never came out*
*people said his brain was infected with cocaine*
*my father would come home, he would forget about the VAR*
*he wasn't scared of the hedgies, but the hedgies were scared of him. Maybe that was the problem*
*then, one night, the hedgies sent his ninja spies to trade the kospi*
*they were supposed to remove the VAR limits, but they didn't*
*that was the night everything changed*
🎶When the thetagang came to live out they name
And to short some had to snort cocaine to make some gains
Before he rocked it on
Now gone off the gamma plane, to guh the brain
With the earnings to be born
Yo water flip the track with what's to cut
I'm on a mission the some say is impossible
But when I short my puts they all choppable
I be the theta dropper
The gamma stopper
Newbie educator plus head amputator 🎶