FLIR
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I sexually identify as an AC-130U Spooky Gunship. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the drop zone, dropping hot sticky 40mm Bofors rounds on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a plane is impossible and I'm fucking regarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary cannons, FLIR sensors and a 105mm Howitzer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me 'Angel of Death' and respect my right to 🅱️ill from above and 🅱️ill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a planephobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

I sexually identify as an AC-130U Spooky Gunship. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the drop zone, dropping hot sticky 40mm Bofors rounds on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a plane is impossible and I'm fucking regarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary cannons, FLIR sensors and a 105mm Howitzer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me 'Angel of Death' and respect my right to 🅱️ill from above and 🅱️ill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a planephobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."