DJT
Trump Media & Technology Group Corp. Common Stock
stock NASDAQ

I’m actively begging Trump, Baron, DJT jr, and Marco Rubio to pump $ZEN

The year is 2043. I wake up from my Trump sleep pod after two hours of blissful rest and take my daily Patriot Pills.
I spend a few minutes watching the Fox Trump Network before Donald, my AI assistant, reminds me I have to hurry to my daily citizenship certification appointment.
I exit my Trump Hotel Housing Unit, hop in my Cybertruck, scan my Trump Credit Card to start it, then turn down America St.
As I cruise down USA Blvd, I wave to my local ICE agents as they pull into the local Trump Depot Hardware store parking lot.
I finally arrive at the Department of Patriot Citizenship. After paying the processing fee in TrumpCoin, my daily citizenship certification is complete.
Now it’s time to get to work at the newest data center construction site, where i work as Chat DJT does all non-physical labor now.
Maybe someday I’ll save enough TrumpCoin for a vacation at the beautiful Lake America, as long as I don’t get drafted to handle the latest incursion at the Trump Strait. Another beautiful day in America.

Is DJT like a parody account?

Again DJT does the obvious and we're all like, "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?"
GOAT KOTUS. 🐐👑🇺🇸

Puts on Truth Social ($DJT).

|Ticker|Company|1 Year Return (Last Year)|
|:-|:-|:-|
|**MU**|Micron Technology, Inc.|**+695,39%**|
|**PLTR**|Palantir Technologies Inc.|**+164,12%**|
|**NVDA**|NVIDIA Corporation|**+134,38%**|
|**META**|Meta Platforms, Inc.|**+58,25%**|
|**AVGO**|Broadcom Inc.|**+49,70%**|
|**CRM**|Salesforce, Inc.|**+32,15%**|
|**LMT**|Lockheed Martin Corporation|**+28,40%**|
|**RTX**|RTX Corporation|**+26,11%**|
|**NOC**|Northrop Grumman|**+22,80%**|
|**MA**|Mastercard Incorporated|**+19,50%**|
|**V**|Visa Inc.|**+16,40%**|
|**CTAS**|Cintas Corporation|**+15,90%**|
|**BRK.B**|Berkshire Hathaway Inc.|**+14,75%**|
|**LLY**|Eli Lilly and Company|**+12,30%**|
|**HD**|Home Depot, Inc.|**+9,85%**|
|**GD**|General Dynamics Corporation|**+8,20%**|
|**FIS**|Fidelity National Information Services|**+5,40%**|
|**XOM**|Exxon Mobil Corporation|**-2,10%**|
|**CVX**|Chevron Corporation|**-4,35%**|
|**MRK**|Merck & Co., Inc.|**-6,80%**|
|**SNOW**|Snowflake Inc.|**-11,20%**|
|**DASH**|DoorDash, Inc.|**-14,50%**|
|**BA**|The Boeing Company|**-21,90%**|
|**ACN**|Accenture plc|**-24,00%**|
|**DJT**|Trump Media & Technology Group|**-46,44%**|
|**PEW**|GrabAGun Digital Holdings Inc|**-58,55%**|
|**ABTC**|American Battery Technology Company|**-61,20%**|
|**DOMH**|Dominion Homes|**-66,40%**|
|**PSQH**|PSQ Holdings, Inc.|**-77,68%**|
|**UMAC**|Unico American Corporation|**-82,10%**|
Average Return Last Year: **+27,88%**
**Still not beating Nancy**

I’m actively begging Trump, Baron, DJT jr, and Marco Rubio to pump $ZEN

The year is 2043. I wake up from my Trump sleep pod after two hours of blissful rest and take my daily Patriot Pills.
I spend a few minutes watching the Fox Trump Network before Donald, my AI assistant, reminds me I have to hurry to my daily citizenship certification appointment.
I exit my Trump Hotel Housing Unit, hop in my Cybertruck, scan my Trump Credit Card to start it, then turn down America St.
As I cruise down USA Blvd, I wave to my local ICE agents as they pull into the local Trump Depot Hardware store parking lot.
I finally arrive at the Department of Patriot Citizenship. After paying the processing fee in TrumpCoin, my daily citizenship certification is complete.
Now it’s time to get to work at the newest data center construction site, where i work as Chat DJT does all non-physical labor now.
Maybe someday I’ll save enough TrumpCoin for a vacation at the beautiful Lake America, as long as I don’t get drafted to handle the latest incursion at the Trump Strait. Another beautiful day in America.

Is DJT like a parody account?

Again DJT does the obvious and we're all like, "Duh. Why didn't I think of that?"
GOAT KOTUS. 🐐👑🇺🇸

Puts on Truth Social ($DJT).

|Ticker|Company|1 Year Return (Last Year)|
|:-|:-|:-|
|**MU**|Micron Technology, Inc.|**+695,39%**|
|**PLTR**|Palantir Technologies Inc.|**+164,12%**|
|**NVDA**|NVIDIA Corporation|**+134,38%**|
|**META**|Meta Platforms, Inc.|**+58,25%**|
|**AVGO**|Broadcom Inc.|**+49,70%**|
|**CRM**|Salesforce, Inc.|**+32,15%**|
|**LMT**|Lockheed Martin Corporation|**+28,40%**|
|**RTX**|RTX Corporation|**+26,11%**|
|**NOC**|Northrop Grumman|**+22,80%**|
|**MA**|Mastercard Incorporated|**+19,50%**|
|**V**|Visa Inc.|**+16,40%**|
|**CTAS**|Cintas Corporation|**+15,90%**|
|**BRK.B**|Berkshire Hathaway Inc.|**+14,75%**|
|**LLY**|Eli Lilly and Company|**+12,30%**|
|**HD**|Home Depot, Inc.|**+9,85%**|
|**GD**|General Dynamics Corporation|**+8,20%**|
|**FIS**|Fidelity National Information Services|**+5,40%**|
|**XOM**|Exxon Mobil Corporation|**-2,10%**|
|**CVX**|Chevron Corporation|**-4,35%**|
|**MRK**|Merck & Co., Inc.|**-6,80%**|
|**SNOW**|Snowflake Inc.|**-11,20%**|
|**DASH**|DoorDash, Inc.|**-14,50%**|
|**BA**|The Boeing Company|**-21,90%**|
|**ACN**|Accenture plc|**-24,00%**|
|**DJT**|Trump Media & Technology Group|**-46,44%**|
|**PEW**|GrabAGun Digital Holdings Inc|**-58,55%**|
|**ABTC**|American Battery Technology Company|**-61,20%**|
|**DOMH**|Dominion Homes|**-66,40%**|
|**PSQH**|PSQ Holdings, Inc.|**-77,68%**|
|**UMAC**|Unico American Corporation|**-82,10%**|
Average Return Last Year: **+27,88%**
**Still not beating Nancy**

sooo question but $DJT puts with 2029 expiry should print right?

"L'État, c'est moi" -- DJT, if he could speak French.

HAHAH, you included DJT; you can safely leave that off (unless you feel Baronesque lucky and want to time the next blip. To your credit, no mention of either of the coins.

What a great person, thank you Jesus DJT

define explode? STLA DJT LUNR looking pretty good right now. not betting on explosive in 2-3 weeks but its possible. in other gambling news gfuzw, onmd, aiiow, aiio could be fun gambles if you aren't afraid to lose some $$

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Tickers traded by / mentioned by Trump in the last 3 months (as per AI): DJT, PSQH, PEW, UMAC, DOMH, ABTC, ACN, AVGO, BA, BRK.B, CRM, CTAS, CVX, DASH, FIS, GD, HD, LLY, LMT, MA, META, MRK, NOC, NVDA, PLTR, RTX, SNOW, V, XOM

😂 So DJT is starring in the sequel to pacific rim?

So that's all it takes? Ok then, as of now, I decree that the White House hence forth shall be known as the DJT presidential federal penitentiary. It will also be equipped with s large wing to accommodate all the "chodes" that will be in there with him.