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**BY ORDER OF THE SENATE:**
**GAIUS BEARUS SHORTAR IS DECLARED AN ENEMY OF THE MARKET, ALL GOOD BULL CITIZENS ARE TO DO HIM HARM IF THEY ARE ABLE**

He’s only 24 years old, pays a young-driver fee at the car rental counter, but has grabbed all of Wall Street by the balls.
A little bit of his personal life: This kid graduated Columbia University as valedictorian at nineteen years old, which means he started college at 15! He then worked at Sam Bankman-Fried’s FTX Future Fund before you know what.
Before yesterday, this ass clown was best known for getting fired from OpenAI's "Superalignment" team because he wrote a schizo internal memo complaining about Chinese spies, got canned by Sam Altman for leaking, and then dropped a 165-page thesis paper called Situational Awareness basically screaming "AGI BY 2027 OR WE ALL DIE". He took that hype and started his own hedge fund, "Situational Awareness LP", structured so he could go full degen with zero boomer oversight.
He managed to take around $225M in initial seed money from Nat Friedman and the Stripe bros, and pumped it into a staggering portfolio! He was dubbed the "Nostradamus of AI" after posting massive gains. He was leveraged at absurd ratios, betting on literally anything that burns coal, splits atoms, or holds Nvidia GPUs.
Everything was going good during 2024-2026 for AI infrastructure stocks. The GREATEST TECH BULL RUN IN HISTORY, some might even say. Power producers, nuclear stocks, and semiconductor plays were doing massive returns.
That's when everything turned to shit for this man. A massive tech sell-off hit, sending infrastructure and chip stocks down. Unbeknownst to everyone in the fucking world, Leopold was leveraged to the moon on these exact positions, and it turned into gazillion billions in paper losses. What a goddamn fucking degenerate!
The beauty is that while his fund was tanking, Leopold sent out an investor letter flexing his historical returns and saying "guys, it's a great time to add funds!" Meanwhile, behind the scenes, he was pulling all-nighters trying to offload his private Anthropic stakes to keep the lights on. When the prime brokerages started sweating, billionaire Ken Griffin over at Citadel ( yes that Ken, of GME & Melvin Capital fame) had to step in during a late-night rage-trade session to buy out his portfolio at a fire-sale discount so Leopold wouldn't single-handedly implode Wall Street 💀 Mofukkin legend!
Oh, and btw, he’s getting married this weekend…… to a woman he met while they were BOTH working at the FTX Future Fund. And no her name is not Caroline🤣
TL;DR: FTX survivor → fired by OpenAI → built a multi-billion $ hedge fund off an AGI manifesto → got wrecked on leverage → Citadel bailed out his book → getting married this weekend. Cinema🎬💀