THETAUSD
THETA / United States dollar
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SOME SAY THIS IS THE FLATTEST MARKET IN HISTORY
FLATTER THAN FLAT-ASSED BECKS PANCAKE BOOTY
PINNED HARDER THAN AN AUTISTIC GENDERFLUID 22 YEAR OLD GIRL AT AN ANIME CON
SO MUCH THETA THAT IT MIGHT DRUG YOUR DRINK AND ASSAULT YOU

# IMAGINE LOSING TO THETA IN A MARKET LIKE THIS

IMAGINE THINKING THETA DOESN’T EXIST ON EVERY DAY!!! :kek: :kek: :kek:

IMAGINE TALKING ABOUT THETA WHEN EVERYTHING IS UP BIGLY :kek: :kek: :kek:

Shit goes below 769 and instantly jump like 30 cent up like cmon bro lmaooo fuck this THETA bullshit

SOME SAY THIS IS THE FLATTEST MARKET IN HISTORY
FLATTER THAN FLAT-ASSED BECKS PANCAKE BOOTY
PINNED HARDER THAN AN AUTISTIC GENDERFLUID 22 YEAR OLD GIRL AT AN ANIME CON
SO MUCH THETA THAT IT MIGHT DRUG YOUR DRINK AND ASSAULT YOU

# IMAGINE LOSING TO THETA IN A MARKET LIKE THIS

IMAGINE THINKING THETA DOESN’T EXIST ON EVERY DAY!!! :kek: :kek: :kek:

IMAGINE TALKING ABOUT THETA WHEN EVERYTHING IS UP BIGLY :kek: :kek: :kek:

Shit goes below 769 and instantly jump like 30 cent up like cmon bro lmaooo fuck this THETA bullshit

NKE looks like it might be trending flat ..that's means THETA WILL BE IN YO ASS LATER

What people don't understand is that earnings rather a beat and good guidance or not doesn't justify for a STOCK(MU) to just pump, historically stocks move only a fraction after or during earnings and because we've seen a few completely break the scale we assume every earnings is a possible +25% on said given stock. MU has literally failed to claim 1,080 amidst earnings with everything pointing to regular downside action overnight....if you erase earnings AH basically was a nothing burger. THETA ONCE AGAIN :hesright: :smoking: :smoking: