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Your salty sip of meme stock chaos – because who needs sleep when Elon’s Starlink is beaming straight into your domepiece? 🚀💥
🌟 THE GOOD 🌟 (Where the degens are popping champagne… and toasting to satellite gods)
🍾 CMBM ⚡: Cracked open at $0.65, rocketed to $6.80 on a Starlink hookup and sealed the week at $2.99. From sleepy wireless plays to Elon-adjacent rockets, was it a rally or a robbery? Bulls are cashing checks while bagholders dream of SEC subpoenas turning into more shares. 🕵️‍♂️🤑🌌
ALTS 📈: Popped the cork at $2.28 open, shrugged off a $2.12 yawn, surfed to $2.80 glory, and parked at $2.52. 13Gs dropping faster than tops at spring break as hedge funds like CRCM and Vanguard vacuuming up the float – retail apes locking in some fat bananas. Reversal incoming? Smells like it, or at least like someone’s institutional FOMO sweat. 🐒🏦💦
😈 THE BAD 😈
(Bagholder tears could fill a kiddie pool… or a kiddie pool of diluted dreams)💧
YDKG 🤨: Limped in at $0.066, flirted with $0.08 like it meant something, belly-flopped to $0.044, and limped out at $0.056. Scam vibes still thicker than the plot holes in a bad crypto whitepaper – consistent as ever in its quest to make believe it’s a real company before the government re-opens. 🕶️🚩😵‍💫
VSEE 🪦: Stumbled open at $0.60, tested the abyss at $0.56, spiked to $2.52 (FOMO bait much?), and crashed the party at $0.98. Fresh bagholders stacking like overpriced NFTs in a bear market – diamond hands or just dense? You decide, but your broker’s laughing. 😂💎🪦
🤢 THE UGLY 🤢 (So gross, even the cockroaches sold… and bought puts)
🪳 BYND 🥩: Woke up grumpy at $2.00, peeked at $2.36 like it cared, wallowed in $1.55 misery, and flatlined at $1.66. Meme surge of 1,000%? Sure, but now it’s all “party over” headlines warning of weak fundamentals and debt drama. Still holding out for that Korean guy or an Impossible Whopper bailout? Pass the plant-based tissues. 🍔😩🌱
GPUS 🖥️: $0.43 opener, cratered to $0.38, pumped over $0.70, and wheezed to $0.40 close. Dilution party rages on – shares getting watered down like weak sauce in a growth story nobody’s buying. Growth? More like “grow the float till it floats away.” ☕📉🚣‍♂️
What a wild ride, degens! Starlink saves, meme meat flops, and dilution dances – which one’s got you rekt (or rich) this week? Drop your saltiest takes below. 👇🔥 #MemeStocks #PumpAndDump #WhaleSharks #StarlinkHype Follow for more weekly roasts – or don’t, your portfolio’s crying enough. 😏

If you made it this far, congrats, you either need more coffee or more tickers to screen so here we go…
🔥 MONDAYS PLAYBOOK 🔥 Gear up for the week, apes – it’s time to load the slingshot and aim for the stars (or at least past Nasdaq’s delisting guillotines). We’re talking MOBX, the underdog wireless chip slayer that’s one rally away from calling itself baby Intel. 📡🚀
Fresh off a Nasdaq lifeline: Mobix Labs just snagged a 180-day breather to pump that bid price back over $1 (deadline April ‘26, plenty of runway for chaos). Volume’s ticking up like the hype machine’s warming. Whales smell blood (or bandwidth): this 5G/AI edge chip play is primed to flip from delist dodgeball to dominance, especially with IoT exploding and Big Tech hoarding spectrum like it’s crypto in ’21.
Load up now, degens – first target $1.22 on compliance buzz and fresh news. Ride the wave to $2.18 next, as headlines pump and FOMO kicks in. Then? $4 moonbag for anyone that can HODL that hard, fueled by earnings pops and meme posts of Apes sporting that sweet Nasdaq ticker tattoo. Volume’s already foaming – apes piling in, institutions circling like sharks at a chum bucket. 🦈💰
But don’t get greedy: Cash that moonbag, then tail the Vanguard vanguard by flipping into SMCI (AI server beast closing $51.96 on Friday’s $52.99 high – Nvidia’s shadow puppet, undervalued at these levels post-split drama) and ALTS ($2.52 close, with hedgies still slurping shares like it’s free candy). SMCI for the tech thrust, ALTS for the steady grind – diversify your degen dreams before the rug pulls.
Play smart(ish), hold tight, and may your pops outweigh your stops. What’s your MOBX PT and layaway lambo color? Spill in the comments. 📈🐵 #MondaysPlaybook #MOBXtoTheMoon #DegenDiaries

Your salty sip of meme stock chaos – because who needs sleep when Elon’s Starlink is beaming straight into your domepiece? 🚀💥
🌟 THE GOOD 🌟 (Where the degens are popping champagne… and toasting to satellite gods)
🍾 CMBM ⚡: Cracked open at $0.65, rocketed to $6.80 on a Starlink hookup and sealed the week at $2.99. From sleepy wireless plays to Elon-adjacent rockets, was it a rally or a robbery? Bulls are cashing checks while bagholders dream of SEC subpoenas turning into more shares. 🕵️‍♂️🤑🌌
ALTS 📈: Popped the cork at $2.28 open, shrugged off a $2.12 yawn, surfed to $2.80 glory, and parked at $2.52. 13Gs dropping faster than tops at spring break as hedge funds like CRCM and Vanguard vacuuming up the float – retail apes locking in some fat bananas. Reversal incoming? Smells like it, or at least like someone’s institutional FOMO sweat. 🐒🏦💦
😈 THE BAD 😈
(Bagholder tears could fill a kiddie pool… or a kiddie pool of diluted dreams)💧
YDKG 🤨: Limped in at $0.066, flirted with $0.08 like it meant something, belly-flopped to $0.044, and limped out at $0.056. Scam vibes still thicker than the plot holes in a bad crypto whitepaper – consistent as ever in its quest to make believe it’s a real company before the government re-opens. 🕶️🚩😵‍💫
VSEE 🪦: Stumbled open at $0.60, tested the abyss at $0.56, spiked to $2.52 (FOMO bait much?), and crashed the party at $0.98. Fresh bagholders stacking like overpriced NFTs in a bear market – diamond hands or just dense? You decide, but your broker’s laughing. 😂💎🪦
🤢 THE UGLY 🤢 (So gross, even the cockroaches sold… and bought puts)
🪳 BYND 🥩: Woke up grumpy at $2.00, peeked at $2.36 like it cared, wallowed in $1.55 misery, and flatlined at $1.66. Meme surge of 1,000%? Sure, but now it’s all “party over” headlines warning of weak fundamentals and debt drama. Still holding out for that Korean guy or an Impossible Whopper bailout? Pass the plant-based tissues. 🍔😩🌱
GPUS 🖥️: $0.43 opener, cratered to $0.38, pumped over $0.70, and wheezed to $0.40 close. Dilution party rages on – shares getting watered down like weak sauce in a growth story nobody’s buying. Growth? More like “grow the float till it floats away.” ☕📉🚣‍♂️
What a wild ride, degens! Starlink saves, meme meat flops, and dilution dances – which one’s got you rekt (or rich) this week? Drop your saltiest takes below. 👇🔥 #MemeStocks #PumpAndDump #WhaleSharks #StarlinkHype Follow for more weekly roasts – or don’t, your portfolio’s crying enough. 😏

If you made it this far, congrats, you either need more coffee or more tickers to screen so here we go…
🔥 MONDAYS PLAYBOOK 🔥 Gear up for the week, apes – it’s time to load the slingshot and aim for the stars (or at least past Nasdaq’s delisting guillotines). We’re talking MOBX, the underdog wireless chip slayer that’s one rally away from calling itself baby Intel. 📡🚀
Fresh off a Nasdaq lifeline: Mobix Labs just snagged a 180-day breather to pump that bid price back over $1 (deadline April ‘26, plenty of runway for chaos). Volume’s ticking up like the hype machine’s warming. Whales smell blood (or bandwidth): this 5G/AI edge chip play is primed to flip from delist dodgeball to dominance, especially with IoT exploding and Big Tech hoarding spectrum like it’s crypto in ’21.
Load up now, degens – first target $1.22 on compliance buzz and fresh news. Ride the wave to $2.18 next, as headlines pump and FOMO kicks in. Then? $4 moonbag for anyone that can HODL that hard, fueled by earnings pops and meme posts of Apes sporting that sweet Nasdaq ticker tattoo. Volume’s already foaming – apes piling in, institutions circling like sharks at a chum bucket. 🦈💰
But don’t get greedy: Cash that moonbag, then tail the Vanguard vanguard by flipping into SMCI (AI server beast closing $51.96 on Friday’s $52.99 high – Nvidia’s shadow puppet, undervalued at these levels post-split drama) and ALTS ($2.52 close, with hedgies still slurping shares like it’s free candy). SMCI for the tech thrust, ALTS for the steady grind – diversify your degen dreams before the rug pulls.
Play smart(ish), hold tight, and may your pops outweigh your stops. What’s your MOBX PT and layaway lambo color? Spill in the comments. 📈🐵 #MondaysPlaybook #MOBXtoTheMoon #DegenDiaries