THRX
Theseus Pharmaceuticals, Inc. Common Stock
stock NASDAQ

#10-Step Plan for Success 2025
1.) Purchase short-duration puts on THRX.
2.) Invite your wheelchair-bound 89 year old grandma out to dinner on her birthday. It doesn't matter that she hasn't been out of the nursing home in 10 years. It also doesn't matter if she even remembers you or knows where she's going.
3.) Bring her to Texas Roadhouse and prop her up in a booth.
4.) Enjoy delicious bread. Yum!
5.) Notify the staff that it's her birthday.
6.) They will bring out the saddle and scream Happy Birthday at her just like they were trained. Your job is to create trauma. Demand that she rides the saddle. Scream about it if necessary. Create a scene. Put her on the saddle while the staff is rallying the restaurant and singing Happy Birthday.
7.) This kills grandma.
8.) Make a big scene and engage other patrons. They killed your grandma! Oh God, Grandma!
9.) Sue Texas Roadhouse and notify the media. TXRH murdered your grandma, and they need to pay!
10.) TXRH 120 + Settle out of court = Profit.

#10-Step Plan for Success 2025
1.) Purchase short-duration puts on THRX.
2.) Invite your wheelchair-bound 89 year old grandma out to dinner on her birthday. It doesn't matter that she hasn't been out of the nursing home in 10 years. It also doesn't matter if she even remembers you or knows where she's going.
3.) Bring her to Texas Roadhouse and prop her up in a booth.
4.) Enjoy delicious bread. Yum!
5.) Notify the staff that it's her birthday.
6.) They will bring out the saddle and scream Happy Birthday at her just like they were trained. Your job is to create trauma. Demand that she rides the saddle. Scream about it if necessary. Create a scene. Put her on the saddle while the staff is rallying the restaurant and singing Happy Birthday.
7.) This kills grandma.
8.) Make a big scene and engage other patrons. They killed your grandma! Oh God, Grandma!
9.) Sue Texas Roadhouse and notify the media. TXRH murdered your grandma, and they need to pay!
10.) TXRH 120 + Settle out of court = Profit.