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Chart going crazy! WOOF 🐶

Trump Announcement:
My fellow Americans, nobody knows the markets better than me, nobody. I’ve been watching, I’ve been analyzing, and let me tell you, the crypto market? It’s a disaster! Too many over-leveraged shorts, weak hands, sad little bears betting against the future. Pathetic! They think they can short Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin—my favorite, by the way, great coin, great dog, tremendous loyalty. But they’re wrong. They’re very, very wrong.
So here’s the deal, folks, and it’s a big one, maybe the biggest ever. I’m announcing today, right now, that I’m gonna PUMP the crypto market like you’ve never seen before. Huge pumps, the best pumps, pumps that’ll make your head spin. We’re talking 100X, 1000X, numbers so big the fake news media won’t even know how to report it. I’m gonna liquidate every single one of those shorts. Wipe ‘em out! Total annihilation! Their portfolios? Gone. Their margin calls? Ringing like church bells on Sunday. Beautiful.
I’ve got the best people, the smartest blockchain guys, you wouldn’t believe it. We’re buying, we’re HODLing, we’re making crypto great again. And I’m personally leading the charge—Trump Crypto Fund, coming soon, maybe an NFT too, with my face on it, very classy. Everyone’s gonna want one. Believe me, when I’m done, Bitcoin’s hitting a million, Ethereum’s going to the moon, and Dogecoin? Let’s just say, WOOF! Tremendous.
To the shorts, I say: You’re fired! Pack it up, losers, go back to your mom’s basement. The market’s mine now. To the HODLers, the diamond hands, the true patriots of crypto: You’re with me, and we’re winning BIGLY. Stay tuned, folks, it’s gonna be wild. Nobody pumps like Trump. Nobody.

Chart going crazy! WOOF 🐶

Trump Announcement:
My fellow Americans, nobody knows the markets better than me, nobody. I’ve been watching, I’ve been analyzing, and let me tell you, the crypto market? It’s a disaster! Too many over-leveraged shorts, weak hands, sad little bears betting against the future. Pathetic! They think they can short Bitcoin, Ethereum, Dogecoin—my favorite, by the way, great coin, great dog, tremendous loyalty. But they’re wrong. They’re very, very wrong.
So here’s the deal, folks, and it’s a big one, maybe the biggest ever. I’m announcing today, right now, that I’m gonna PUMP the crypto market like you’ve never seen before. Huge pumps, the best pumps, pumps that’ll make your head spin. We’re talking 100X, 1000X, numbers so big the fake news media won’t even know how to report it. I’m gonna liquidate every single one of those shorts. Wipe ‘em out! Total annihilation! Their portfolios? Gone. Their margin calls? Ringing like church bells on Sunday. Beautiful.
I’ve got the best people, the smartest blockchain guys, you wouldn’t believe it. We’re buying, we’re HODLing, we’re making crypto great again. And I’m personally leading the charge—Trump Crypto Fund, coming soon, maybe an NFT too, with my face on it, very classy. Everyone’s gonna want one. Believe me, when I’m done, Bitcoin’s hitting a million, Ethereum’s going to the moon, and Dogecoin? Let’s just say, WOOF! Tremendous.
To the shorts, I say: You’re fired! Pack it up, losers, go back to your mom’s basement. The market’s mine now. To the HODLers, the diamond hands, the true patriots of crypto: You’re with me, and we’re winning BIGLY. Stay tuned, folks, it’s gonna be wild. Nobody pumps like Trump. Nobody.