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they were probably running around panicking "SHOULD WE PRESS THE BIG RED BUTTON???!!

AHHH YEAH BABY. THEY SAID HOLDING EONR OVER THE WEEKEND WAS CRAZY BUT WE'RE ALMOST AT 1 IN THE PRE! ITS GONNA BE A GOOD DAY.

HOW COME!? IRAN HAS A SUPREME LEADER AND WE A TACO??? MAKE IT MAKE SENSE!

IN 1966 WHEN AUSTRALIA WENT ONTO THE SH!T STANDARD, THE ONLY SILVER COIN WE COULD GET WAS THE 50c. COIN. There were 36,000,000 minted in that year & NONE SINCE. TODAY THEY SELL FOR $40. GO FIGURE. They will be good for BARTER WHEN THIS SH!TSHOW COLLAPSES. _JOHNLGALT🦘 CLICK TO ENLARGE.

Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/2030907564616212577)
>CHINA: WE OPPOSE ANY ESCALATION OF TENSIONS AROUND IRAN
Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/2030907540897419652)
>JOINT RELEASE OF EMERGENCY OIL RESERVES WILL BE DISCUSSED BY G7 FINANCE MINISTERS ON MONDAY \- FRENCH GOVERNMENT SOURCE

WE OWN THEM

$660 WE ARE SO BACK BABY

NEGATIVE TARRIFS TO BE ANNOUNCE, WE PAY YOU TO IMPORT

Hedge funds, private equity/private credit firms, and European pension funds: Wow what a fire sale, time to buy more US stocks
*DOW goes up*
Trump: Haha I will now proceed to fuck even more things up in ways no one can even imagine.
*12 months later*
Hedge funds, private equity/private credit firms, and European pension funds: WTF WE LOST ALL OUR MONEY???

Futes mooning. WE ARE SO BACK

WE'RE GONNA BE FUCKING RICH. YEAAAAAAA

# IN ANOTHER TIMELINE:
❄️ PRESlDENT KAMAIA IS JUST WRAPPING UP HER 2 HOURS TALK WITH 🏳️‍🌈 GIRLS IN SCIENCE CLASS ABOUT DIVERSITY STRENGTH. OUR BELOVED JPOWELL IS EXPECTED TO ANNOUNCE ANOTHER RATE CUT TO KICK OFF 2026 (AFTER BRINGING THE RATE TO ALMOST COVID LEVEL)
❄️ THE DOW IS AT 55,000, AND SHOOT UP ANOTHER 500 POINTS AFTER THE RUMOUR.
❄️ CHATGPT 5.4 IS STILL NOT ABLE TO SPELL THE WORD "STRAWBERRY" CORRECTLY & CLAUDE IS A RANDOM AI COMPANY THAT IS TRYING TO IMPROVE CODE COMPLETION.
❄️ YOU ARE STILL WORKING FROM HOME AT THE BORING 6 FIGURES JOB & SHITPOSTING ON WSB.
❄️ IRAN & VENEZUELA JUST ENTERED A BIDDING WAR OF WHO WOULD BE PRODUCING MORE OILS & WE ARE ARGUING IF $2.5 OR $2.85 GASOLINE WOULD BE BETTER FOR THE STABILITY OF THE ECONOMY.
❄️ EPSTEIN LIST WAS RELEASED IN FULL WITHOUT REACTED.
❄️ ZUCKERBERG BEATS THE 💩 OUT OF ELON IN THE 2026 UFC CAGE FIGHT IN LAS VEGAS WHERE VISITED BY MILLIONS OF VISITORS ❤️ FROM AROUND THE WORLD, INCLUDING INUIT NATIVES FROM GREENLAND & OUR GREATEST ALLY CANADA WHERE PM. TRUDEAU ANNOUNCED CANADA WILL SPONSOR THE 2026 GIRLS EQUALITY CAMPAIGN AFTER SHORTLY DATED & IMPREGNATED KATY PERRY.
AND MANY MORE.....

ALAN…..WE ARE SOOO FUKD….

Poverty ghost, please let us open green. WE NEED YOU

# PETE (couple weeks ago): FKED AROUND, FIND OUT

**YEAH, WE FCKED AROUND, WE ARE GONNA FIND OUT TOMORROW**

It’s more a complicated relationship than that and i would honestly argue that WE control israel
Israel acts as a proxy state for the US so we can have a middle eastern presence. They do us military and political favors (which is why we give them so much military aid) and in exchange they pay our politicians. It’s a positive feedback loop for both sides

What are the odds of Trump saying GOOD TIME TO BUY or MISSION ACCOMPLISHED WE HAVE A DEAL WITH IRAN tomorrow to close the market green?

LMAO EXCUSE ME HOW DOWN ARE WE?!?!

JUST KNOW THAT WHILE WE LOSE OUR WEALTH THE ISRAELI STOCK MARKET’S BEEN HITTING ALL TIME HIGHS LOL. ISRAEL’S SUCKING US DRY

WE DED. RE-2021 ARMAGEDDON SELL EVERYTHING U FUCKS