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Hello, and welcome to the second installment of Meet the Legend, a series dedicated to the absolute disgusting degenerates of history (of which there are many), who, if they were not already a part of this community, would definitely be made honorary Mods and Gods.
It was tough to decide who would be made the second inductee to this prestigious list, so I asked AI and it started talking about Lou Gherig and degenerative diseases. What the fuck?
Time to do this old school. So I thought to myself, the list is long. Whomst should get this honor? I then had the bright idea to let my pet goldfish decide. Living or dead, male or female, East or West? Lo and behold, the second inductee:
Many of you know him as Leobold Asperger the wunderkind. The second coming of Cathie Woods. Or perhaps as Leo Cuckbrenner. His government name is Leopold Aschenbrenner, a 24/25 year old (for some reason his birthday is in dispute) German degenerate autist who owned a hedge fund that, at its peak, held over 45 billion USD AUM (assets under management). Today, due to its private holding that were not a part of the lquidation having gone up, is estimated to be $10 B today.
This autist had humble beginnings. He went to John F Kennedy School in Berlin (lol) He got a degree from Columbia University and started at the FTX Future Fund team in 2022, a philo arm of FTX (yes, THAT FTX, the one run by SBF). After that shit DECLARED BANKRUPTCY, he got work at OpenAI, but then got fired in 2024 due to an alleged information leak, to which this day he denies. He claims it was because of benign brainstorming document sent to a few external researchers for feedback. Well, OpenAI gave him feedback and said to get the fuck out: YOU'RE FIRED!
So our little Leopold then wrote a paper on AGI, the title of which became the namesake of his famous hedge fund and which landed him the spot as the second inductee: Situational Awareness.
With this new hedge fund, and hundreds of millions of other people's money in tow, our lovely degenerate decided to go all-in on AI related companies, both private and pubic (Anthropic, Sandisk, Micron, TSM, Nebius, Coreweave, and Bloom Energy among others), and also SHORT SaaS companies (Adobe, Infosys, Applovin, and Figma). He decided that he needed margin, and not just any margin, but supercharged autistic margin. Like any logical investor, rumors say he went 4-5x leverage. And, like any logical investor, got fucked on all sides like a JAV actress in a bukake gang bang.
Then in July, the fire nation attacked. Our degenerate brothers and sisters in South Korea got margin called (lol) which sent memory and storage stocks tumbling. Also, Saas companies did pretty okay - which obviously meant it would send their stock prices to the moon. All of a sudden, Leopold's pubic portofolio was looking like a Chinese New Year lunar holiday in Beijing while wearing rose tinted glasses. His upside went down, and the shortside went up. Then margin came calling.
Losses totaled over a reported $35 B, with a B, like in "damn, Bitch". The world famous shark, hedgie loser, and WSB nemesis, Kenny Griffin of Shitadel, Inc. LLC Corp (of who was allegedly behind the shitnanigans of the stock that shall not be named) swooped in and bought out Leocuck's assets for nickels on the dollar (RIP in peace the penny).
All of this leading up to his wedding, by the way. While he was getting liquidated, his soon wife-to-be probably cucked his no-longer-billionaire ass with her bull on their wedding night. Not joking, supposedly they live in Nob Hill, San Francisco.
To this day, due to the Korean markets and the likes such as S.A., AI related stocks have still not fully recovered. RIP in pieces to anyone still holding Sandisk since July.
Shalome, Leo! Hope the SEC investigation is going well!
Tldr; Leopold lost over $35B due to hyper autism and a risk management style that met his personal risk tolerance.