JT
Jianpu Technology Inc.
stock NYSE

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Hi JT!

In honor of Faraday’s quarterly earnings call—brought to you by buzzwords and burning cash—AI helped us celebrate the highlights.
# 📺 Top 10 Faraday Future "Achievements"… According to Faraday Future
*(Because actual delivery is so last quarter.)*
**#10 – We filed our 10-Q** ***on time*****!**
That’s right—no car deliveries, but baby, those PDFs are dropping like mixtapes!
**#9 – Our founder is now available as an AI voice avatar.**
Finally, something from FF that can be *replicated at scale.*
**#8 – We made a deal with JT Auto and SkyHorse to deliver 1,000 cars!**
Just kidding. They only had to *buy two.* But hey—rounding is a vibe.
**#7 – Our Saudi Arabia launch was a smash hit...**
...if you count press releases and photo ops. Actual vehicles? That’s a Q5 thing.
**#6 – We boldly claimed to disrupt the ultra-luxury auto market.**
Take that, Ferrari! We’ve got 3 hand-built cars and a dream. Mostly a dream.
**#5 – We created a whole new industry sector: “User Company.”**
It means... actually we don’t know what it means. But it sounds very meta.
**#4 – Every time our stock drops, we issue a press release blaming short sellers.**
Because when you’re out of traction, *blame the friction.*
**#3 – We are a “Global Intelligent Shared TechLuxury Mobility Ecosystem Company.”**
Which is a fancy way of saying, *we’re still not profitable.*
**#2 – We brought the FF91 to production.**
And by production, we mean we made a commercial with it and parked it gently back in storage.
**And the #1 Faraday Future “Achievement”…**
**We’re still in business!**
Let that sink in. Through it all—dilution, delays, drama—we are somehow *still here.* It’s not a company... it’s performance art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6RtC1LMH0c Oooooph. Does anyone have the JT one too?

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