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Alright you magnificent regards,
Listen up. My hands? Too much paper, not enough diamonds. Kept fumbling the bag on NASDAQ Turbos like a damn rookie. So, I did what any self-respecting autist would do: **I BUILT A ROBOT.**
I call it **WATA** (Warrants Automated Trading Assistant, or Weaponized Autism Trading Assistant, take your pick). It lives on a dirt-cheap VPS (€12/month, more money for 0DTEs later) and its mission, is to scalp a pathetic 1.7% daily profit on US100 Turbos on Saxo Bank.
**ROOKIE NUMBERS, I KNOW, but hear me out.** This magnificent bastard actually went on a **25-TRADING-DAY PROFITABLE STREAK** recently. Yeah, 25 days of green.
My wife's boyfriend was almost impressed. Then it probably remembered it was built by me and started finding creative ways to humble me again. Still tweaking the signals from TradingView and its stop-loss logic (which is mostly "let Saxo knock it out or YOLO close").
**THE "TECH" FOR FELLOW REGARDS (don't worry, mostly pictures in my head):**
* Python (snake programming for snake oil gains)
* Docker (so it can f\*\*k up in its own little box)
* RabbitMQ (magic message bus so the different ways it loses money can talk to each other)
* FastAPI (to catch the signals telling it when to go long or short my portfolio into oblivion)
* DuckDB (to count the tendies... or the tears)
* Telegram bot (so it can spam me with "SIR, THE MARGIN CALL" or, occasionally, "Up 0.5% congrats retard")
**Basically, it sees a signal, rolls dice (validates rules, whatever), and then smashes the buy/sell button on Saxo with leverage that would make a hedge fund manager blush.**
**THIS IS MY PERSONAL SCIENCE FAIR PROJECT, NOT A MONEY PRINTER (YET).** Look at this report, this tin can son-of-a-bitch could absolutely detonate my account, your account, and the entire global financial system if it really put its mind to it. **THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. I EAT CRAYONS FOR BREAKFAST AND MY HELMET IS ON BACKWARDS.**
If you smooth brains want to see the code behind my future superyacht (or cardboard box), it's on GitHub:
[https://github.com/IOITI/wata](https://github.com/IOITI/wata) ^(Go on, tell me how it's going to zero. Or how to make it print more.)
[https://ioiti.github.io/wata-docs/](https://ioiti.github.io/wata-docs/) ^(Look at this mascot)
**So,** r/wallstreetbets**, what do you think?**
* Is this the key to generational wealth or just a faster way to Wendy's dumpster?
* What fresh hell can this unleash?
* Should I quit my job yet ?
Come with me