TSLA
Tesla, Inc. Common Stock
stock NASDAQ

$TSLA is the reason why value investing is dead

glad swing these balls. Whoops I ment $TSLA calls.

Trying to get some perspective from investors early on who purchased current stocks like AAPL, GOOGL, META, AMZN, NVDA. In the early days of these stocks (e.g first few years after IPO) were these stocks considered a value play? Was it more just luck that they shot up and competitors lost out? I’m trying to get a comparison for early days of some stocks like TSLA, SPCX, RDDT. Many consider these to be appropriately or over valued. But they’re still held by many people. My brother in law owns shares of these and when I tell him I think they’re overvalued he lists the potential upsides. I don’t really have much of a response other than I hope you get lucky and/or get out at the right time. I guess my question is, is there truly a way to value some nascent companies? Or is it more just luck?

Reopen TSLA covered calls if it's green.

I more fear of TSLA more down pressure 

TSLA to 370 tmrw 400 EOW

There's a graveyard of short sellers who've gotten their faces ripped off shorting TSLA and CVNA based on fundamentals. My own mistake was shorting them and not realizing that both companies trade purely on hype and narrative

TSLA a buck fity

Because TSLA dont just make EVs

Gather around, regarded people. Today I'm offering a life changing opportunity. To profit from the largest bubble in history of mankind.
You think 1929 was bad? How about 1987? Maybe Dotcom? 2008? COVID?
Well, it's going to be all of that together. Because this time the source if going to crash.
I'm talking about the U. S. of A.
Home of the AI bubble.
So, if you reached this point reading, you might be wondering what's the supporting theory of this fucking idiot. How many times have you heard that the US Treasury bonds are the safest asset in the world? They're the benchmark to measure risk regarding (LOL) stonks. You compare the US10YT to other 10 year bonds, to evaluate risk premium.
A little reminder about yield's physiology: in essence yields are a risk measurement. I'll give you my money in return of more money later. If you are a honest dude, you'll likely pay me back on time. On the other hand, if your a POS, you'll be less likely to pay me back. So what I'm going to do to make profit off of giving money to someone that I might never see again. I'm going to ask more money in return when he (if he does) pay back. I'm getting paid better to assume more risk.
Right now the world is telling the USA that they're a risky play.
You remember bonds, right? 5% yield. Your gramma boomer has them. Boring.
But what if you create an instrument whose underlying asset are US bonds. Because, how's the US not going to pay its mortgage. US bonds are about to become junk. There's a little detail about the US: they print their own money, and they print a lot.
The only way to get out of this mess is either with hyperinflation, which will push yields higher and devalue currency, currency on its way to lose reserve status, by the way; or with a depression that lowers interest rates. Either way, it's fucked.
A little cocktail of shit:
\-1929: you had a lot of wealth inequality and shoeshine boy invested. Check.
\-1987: low ERP. Check.
\-Dotcom: thousands of companies without profit, burning money. PE in the sky. Check.
\-GFC: someone leveraged to the tits on AAA bonds that turned out gay? Check.
\-Covid: ok, we don't have a pandemic with an insta recession (yet). But, we do have a lot of money printed from then. Still circulating. Inflation still high and low GDP growth, with phony numbers, of course.
\-Since we're talking about GDP, let's remember grampa Buffet and his index: at 200%+.
\-You're a watching in real time the fall of an empire. The thing is that empires in decadence turn violent. Check.
It's going to get fucking ugly. Depending on where you are on the K economy, will be your fate. And as always, immigrants and poor people will be blamed.
So I'm leveraged 5xShort ETF for NASDAQ, DXY, TSLA, META. Long some Euro bonds, Euro Defence, Uranium and Nuclear Tech, Gold.
I'm not going to post my positions because fuck you. Either believe me or don't. Look at the data yourselves.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Regards

Sorry, but you have to be mentally challenged and lack any sort of IQ required to invest if you still think TSLA is a car company. Can you spend 5 seconds to understand what cybercab and FSD is?

Sells TSLA, buys MSTR

You wanna feel alive ehh. 0dte TSLA puts on Wednesday.

Go online and place orders for Tesla cars, watch graph go up
Buy TSLA poots
Go back online, cancel the orders
Wait till deliveries report, watch stock crash
Sell poots
***Everything in this world is a part of my game.***

Sell NVDA, LUNR, KLAR, NUE, TSLA, RIVN, PANW, CRWD, TEM, AVGO, INTC, AAPL, OREN and XRP

1. None of that matters. Algorithms don’t care about fundamentals anymore, and when every single fund owns TSLA and they aren’t selling, there’s nothing to be a catalyst against the algorithms. Retail traders are too scared to short TSLA (rightfully).
2. Pretty much the only thing that matters for TSLA is that it’s valued less than SPCX, for obvious reasons.

Thank you TSLA CCs for expiring worthless again.

Why tf did I even buy TSLA

PREDICTION: TSLA +10 PERCENT TMW

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The company can‘t even be taken serious.
The answer is never. If something is genuinely stupid then the track record doesn‘t matter. People still question the value of gold because it‘s not intrinsic enough or of practical use. So if gold is still questioned after thousands of years of holding wealth then TSLA will take about 42 million years to earn a 100-200 P/E ratio because a shiny rock looks like the most genius investment in comparison