TSLA
Tesla, Inc. Common Stock
stock NASDAQ

Did I say anything about TSLA, or that their investors aren’t retarded? 🫵🤡

TSLA went down 1% from Friday's close or 1.5% in 30 minutes from the latest Iran claims, but bounced back once some unnamed US official denied the claims.
So mini gap down then pretty quick recovery.

Isn't this what also triggered TSLA squeeze?

!banbet TSLA 200 50d

I have created a website that summarizes videos from YouTube channels covering Tesla: [https://theteslathesis.com/](https://theteslathesis.com/)
I had this problem that the amount of content published daily is just too much to find signal between noise and repeated old info. The summaries help me with this a bit. Reading through several paragraphs saves a lot of time when compared to watching the videos.
Followed YT channels:
* Tesla official - quarterly financial results webcasts
* Brighter with Herbert (Herbert Ong)
* Cern Basher
* Electrified (Dillon Loomis)
* Farzad (Farzad Mesbahi)
* FutureAzA (Brian White)
* Investing Against the Grain (Nick Gibbs)
* Jo Bhakdi
* Munro Live (Sandy Munro)
Non-YouTube summaries:
* Sawyer Merritt on X
* Electrek (Tesla related only)
Other content on the site:
* Daily Executive Summary - this is a summary from summaries, a daily brief
* TSLA live stock price
* Unsupervised Robotaxi counts from [RobotaxiTracker.com](http://RobotaxiTracker.com)
* Tesla company performance metrics (KPIs) from quarterly read-outs.
Note: I have already posted here about the site 3 weeks ago, but made few updates since then. Major ones: 1) added more channels covered, 2) added bias flag for each channel \[bear/bull\], 3) added unsupervised robotaxi info from [robotaxitracker.com](http://robotaxitracker.com), 4) added KPIs tab with metrics from quarterly company read-outs,

TSLA looks juicy to me

TSLA margins are 2.13%
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!banbet TSLA to 350 05/11/2026

>I don't want to manage a massive portfolio, but how do I stay out of these companies and stay smart and diversified
If you own shares of a fund that has TSLA and don't own shares of TSLA stock you aren't "in" TSLA to begin with. You are one layer removed from owning TSLA stock itself.
TSLA is only 1.87% of the S&P 500 index, 1.66% of VTI, 1.53% of SCHB, 1.02% of VT, and 0.96% of SPGM. So if you own a broad index fund 98% to 99% of what that fund owns is not TSLA. And again, you wouldn't directly own even that small percentage that is invested in TSLA.

Raise gas to $20/gal. Abolish private car ownership. Leaps on TSLA and UBER

I'm going short TSLA, SNDK and AMD premarket. I predict a morning dagger.

I think one of them will be a humanoid robot company. Not sure what. May be TSLA. Who knows!

you can short TSLA, I have periodically

Global money supply facilitates the transactions of all assets, not just stocks.
Stocks represent just part of the picture:
Global real estate: ~$300–400T
Bonds: ~$130–150T
Stocks: ~$110–120T
Money (M2): ~$100–120T
This isn't even including things like precious metals, commodities, crypto, private equity, venture assets
Total assets massively exceed money supply
Stocks are priced on the assumptions of future cash flows and earnings of the business and not the current value.
Lookup any company's 10k and compare their BOOK VALUE versus market cap.
Tesla is worth 1.47 trillion but has 44 billion cash and 140 billion of actual assets. Things like Property, equipment, and patents. The market is overvaluing. Tesla by 10x their actual assets because they believe in the future potential of their business. The stock market as a whole operates the same way, we assume that it will continue going up ONLY if the future earnings are going to deliver MASSIVELY.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA

MU, TSLA, META, RDDT, AVGO, CRCL, MSTR, ORCL, and GOOG are my most common things to trade. Sometimes i'll deviate if there is a large influx of volume into a normally boring stock, like UNH last summer.

TSLA opening at 400

AI is here to stay. people say its a bubble but that is irrelevant. when the companies leading the global economy are all moving in the same direction, its no longer a hype cycle. its very real and they've all made their decisions. Look at the dot com bubble. even with the crash, its not like the internet went away and died. the internet we have today is literally everything it was hyped up to be 25 yrs ago. the dot come bubble happened because people over reached and made a bet it would reach that point on a much shorter time frame which is why the PE's were all like 300x. the only AI company thats even at that point is TSLA off the top of my head but thats a whole other conversation.
The point is, AI is here to stay and whatever speculation of a bubble people have is just short term chaos but the long term direction is already set in stone. When you look around you, AI is already reshaping multiple market sectors from healthcare, financial services, manufacturing, automotive, etc and reshaping every business model. if that doesn't wake you up then idk what will.

Dividend stocks tend to grow slower than growth stocks. Would you rather have had NVDA, TSLA, AMZN in your Roth IRA or JNJ, PG, KO in your Roth. I did cherry pick stocks.
Why not both the Roth? yes the dividned stock or funds will grow slower but that will not slow the grwoth of your growth funds. Additionally if you funnel some of the dividend to the growth you growth fund will turn the extra money into more grwoth.
This entirechain of comment is with the assumption you can only have oneinvetment in a Roth.The is no such low or rule.

Good on you for being honest. I liked this point in the writeup. I can't believe the businesses redditors talk about trying to wheel on here. TSLA is the one that makes me cringe hardest. "I wouldn't mine owning it." You wouldn't mind going long on the most overvalued stock of all time? Alright man. People who can't differentiate gambling from trading will learn through their account balance (as did I).

I don’t normally buy mega-cap tech companies or mega-cap at all cause i believe it is better to just own an ETF like VOO or QQQ at that point because risk/reward is not high enough. Correlation and Beta to overall market is very high typically to take on the risk of owning an individual company. Plus you are already overweight these names as a result of owning said ETFs so if own the individual stock too you are going to be verrry overweight. But GOOG is the only one that I’ve been willing to buy and own as an individual stock because optionality is superior and execution has been excellent. They don’t carry the ceo/ founder/ “face” premium and therefore risk that companies like AMZN (Bezos), TSLA (musk), AAPL (cook/ jobs), MSFT (gates), NVDA (Jensen) have or had in the past.
Just a very strong company that continues to execute and has been both a value and growth opportunity.