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MY CASINO HAS FILED FOR BANKRUPTCY.

US TELLS IEA NATIONS IT’S UNHAPPY WITH EMERGENCY OIL RELEASE US HAS SUGGESTED SUPPLEMENTING OIL RELEASE WITH EXTRA 100M BBL Fucking clowns.

**BREAKING NEWS** **MY STINT AS A CLANKER HAS ENDED I AM NO LONGER A BATTLEDROID**

ALL MY MONEY HAS GOT TO GOOOO

Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/2110671330790298062) >KREMLIN SAYS UKRAINIAN REFINERY STRIKES CONTRADICT PEACE EFFORTS BY UNITED STATES; SAYS LATEST UKRAINIAN ATTACK ON REFINERY IS NOTHING NEW Tweet Mirror:[FirstSquawk](https://twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/2110671342165209584) >KREMLIN: RUSSIAN DIESEL HAS STARTED TO REACH GLOBAL MARKETS; IT WILL BE A POSITIVE IMPACT FOR THE MARKETS, BUT WON'T BE ABLE TO FULLY STABILISE IT

TLDR: \#1 -New Tiers = Asset value Increase + Income Increase \#2 -The WARRANTS are coming from INSIDE THE CALLS!!!! So 1 thing that I realized about powerpacks and the new tier releases, such as RIPTONIUM, is that these new tiers have come out as the price of the cards in the catergories have increased. I dont mean like new cards to that category. I have bought several cards, because i like gamestop so i have a ritual to buy every new tier that comes out and hold on to it. Now what I have noticed is that any cards above $500 catergory retains value because very few new cards will ever come out with that much value. HOWEVER, the top tier cards of mine keep going up in value every time a new tier comes out. The value of my card keeps increasing to the value of the new tier range, which IS FUCKING DIABOLICAL. This is the shit that no one is going to know or talk about(maybe they will or have). If gamestop has bought a bunch of high tier cards and is cycling them in their POWERPACKS, and lets say those cards (the number they own) generally stay the same, yet the price keeps increasing. Therefore NOT ONLY does the value of their ASSETS INCREASE OVER time, but the most rare ones, they get to set the price and increase income. Now imagine, I get a card for $1000 tier spin. I dont want to sell it. Then GME offers like 1100, 1200 ...1500, then i think wow, awesome, i sell it. Then GME puts it back into their powerpacks and into the next tier. people playing the $2500 tier are the next ones to receive it, and GME says its worth $2000, no sale, 2500, no sale, 3000, sell it. Then they put it into their next tier of $5000. You get the card and they offer $4k. and on and on. You might be thinking, those are losing transactions. BUT NO. We know the way it works, they let people gamble for $1k, they get a card, they resell it for some amount and then regamble their money. They do this whether they got a good deal or a bad one. The money gme makes is like 15% (that was what i heard) on each powerpack. $1000 in, 850 back out. SO while the asset they own went from 1k to 5k, the number of times that item was cycled again and again was probably a lot. Now do the math. At 1k they were doing about $150 per turn. AT $5k, they are doing about $750 per spin. At $10k, they are doing like $1500 per spin. SO that 1 card that was worth $1k a year ago could be pulling $1k to $1.5k per spin. ON TOP of the Assets increasing in value. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTOOD what im saying, because I didnt use ai an im tired, boss. \#2 - Warrants in the Calls. The warrants are IN the CALLS that were created before the options chains changed. The non standard chains contain about 1500 CALLS that are ITM right now expiring Friday. There are OVER 9000 CALLS with Warrants between 27 and $35, which is a number that is possible. There are 10k calls that are far OTM $45+, that contain warrants. SO, where are these warrants, they are tied up in these options expiring now, and options expiring in january, sept, dec, jan2028. THINK ABOUT IT. These options CONTAIN warrants and are ITM. GUESS WHAT HAS TO HAPPEN IF THE WARRANTS ARE ITM by Expiration?!?!? EXERCISE of the options to use the WARRANTS inside of them to get that dividend! Of course theres another option, they could sell them, BUT remember, there are big players as well out there, and they might want to be able to exercise their dividends that are in their options. which might have some tax implications, I dont have any clue. ANYWAY, none of this is a price prediction, but definitely an observation of the mechanics of some of these things, please let me know the flaw in my logic, and dont be afraid to MEME.

TEST TEO HAS BEEN A GREAT SUCCESS

This HAS to be a new sentence, right?

It's funny. AI eliminates SAAS, but is trying to sell us SAAS. I'll use claude to make another claude that is faster, and cheaper. ... OH, WAIT, CHINA HAS BEEN DOING THAT

ANNOUNCEMENT BER GAE AND HAS AIDS

CRASH HAS COMMENCED

# PARTY HAS CONCLUDED, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

While I think that's more relevant for individual analysts rather than what I have here, what you said is still totally fair and sometimes true. That's why I wanted to include data from literally dozens of sources/models/firms so at least we get a holistic view. And my historical data HAS, surprisingly, found a decent amount of these do actually beat the market. For instance, to my surprise, Seeking Alpha Quant Strong Buys have an average annualized return of 45% and a median return of 25%. You can send me a msg if you want me to share the box plots to see for yourself.

I'd pay money to see Jim Ross calling a market crash live on CNBC, with that gravelly, blown-out voice, and Jerry "The King" Lawler screaming in the background 🤌 "BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! THE NASDAQ HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF, AS GOD IS MY WITNESS! SOMEBODY SAVE THE CHILDREN! SOMEBODY STOP THIS DAMN SELLING SPREE! THOSE TECH STOCKS HAD MOTHERS AND FAMILIES AT HOME!" "Will you look at that, King! Look at that massive red candle! I haven't seen a beating like this since Black Monday! This isn't trading, this is a literal hatchet massacre!" "And here comes Warren Buffett from the top rope! He's flying in with a championship belt stuffed with Apple cash! He's buying the dip! He's buying the dip! Good God Almighty, he's liquidating all the little guys' puts!" "Wait a minute, King... Wait a damn minute! Kill the lights in the arena! The screens are flashing crimson red! What is that opening riff?!" *Heavy guitar chord hits over the PA system* "THAT'S JEROME POWELL'S MUSIC! The Chairman himself is walking down the Fed ramp carrying a sledgehammer of interest rates! He's gonna hike by 50 basis points! Somebody stop this madman!" "And he's marching right into the ring! He grabs the NYSE floor governor by the throat—CHOCKSLAM straight through the liquidity trap! The market just cratered another four percent in seconds!" "But wait... look at the corner of the ring! It's... it's Bearhunter! Bearhunter is climbing the turnbuckle wearing a Superman cape stained with call option blood! He's screaming to the whole world, 'I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BUBBLE THREE YEARS AGO!' And he leaps—flying elbow drop from the top rope straight into my personal brokerage account! Everything is gone! Everything is wiped! Good God Almighty, just let me retire to a strawberry farm!"

#Imagine of JR from WWE was calling the market on CNBC-E LMAO🤌 “BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD ALMIGHTY! THE NASDAQ HAS BEEN BROKEN IN HALF! SOMEBODY STOP THE DAMN TRADING! THAT STOCK HAS A FAMILY!” "WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT RED CANDLE! THESE MEN HAVE FAMILIES!!!" “AND HERE COMES WARREN BUFFETT FROM THE TOP ROPE WITH A BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH! HE'S BUYING THE DIP! HE'S BUYING THE DIP! GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY!” “WAIT A MINUTE! THAT'S JEROME POWELL'S MUSIC!” “And look at Bearhunter! BEARHUNTER IS ON THE TURNBUCKLE! HE'S POINTING AT THE S&P 500! HE SAYS HE PREDICTED THIS THREE YEARS AGO! HE'S GOING FOR THE ELBOW DROP!”

Oh you poor soul. They will ALWAYS be in control of the price. People don’t understand the behemoth we are up against I guess still. RC is changing the narrative of a dying brick and mortar company to a flourishing (hopefully) online juggernaut in which the market HAS to at least recognize.

\*FED'S GOOLSBEE: CPI DATA WAS 'DISCOURAGING' \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: SERVICE INFLATION IN CPI WAS A CONCERN \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: KEY TO FOCUS ON TREND OF INFLATION, NOT ONE REPORT \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: HOPES ENERGY WILL FADE SOON FROM INFLATION DATA \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: THE ECONOMY HAS WORK TO DO THE INFLATION SIDE \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: FED MUST PREVENT THE BUILD UP OF OVERHEATING \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: MORE BAD MONTHS OF INFLATION WOULD UNACCEPTABLE \*FED'S GOOLSBEE: IF CURRENT INFLATION LEVELS HOLD, POLICY WOULD NEED TO ADDRESS THAT

Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/2110448575671083114) >FED'S GOOLSBEE: THE ECONOMY HAS WORK TO DO THE INFLATION SIDE Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/2110448699365044665) >FED'S GOOLSBEE: IS NOT A FAN OF TELEGRAPHING FED MOVES AHEAD OF MEETINGS Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/2110448898510827606) >FED'S GOOLSBEE: FED MUST PREVENT THE BUILD UP OF OVERHEATING Tweet Mirror:[DeItaone](https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/2110449019931513101) > https://jf.x.com/images/post/2110449019931513101.png

POWER HOUR HAS BEGUN

# SPY HAS TREATED US SO POORLY, WE NEED TO TARIFF SPY

HELPPP EBAY HAS ME, A SMALL RETAIL SELLER, BY THE COCK AND BALLS!!! MY COCK AND BALLS!!!

NBIS has to close GREEN MAN HAS TOO

THE MARKET HAS NOT TOPPED UNTIL SAYLOR IS LIQUIDATED

YOUR GOVERNMENT HAS ABANDONED YOU GI

MANGOLIC ECONOMY HAS REGARD STRENGTH LMAO