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# My Track Record (I eat crayons for breakfast)
Before we dive into this beautiful trainwreck, let me flex my smooth brain wins:
1. URGN posted on June 10th - now up 300%+ (yeah you missed the boat, sorry not sorry)
2. NUVB posted on June 13th - up 40% (still room to run if you're not a coward)
3. SMRT posted on June 24th - up 24% (hop on regards)
4. SILO posted on June 25th - up 12.7% (grain gang still vibing)
5. PSTV posted on June 26th - up 60.9% (TV dinner tendies)
6. UNCY posted on June 26th - down 5.1% (diamond hands required, great entry)
7. ALLO posted on July 1st - up 22.9% (alloooo there profits)
8. HCWC posted on July 2nd - down 1% (long hold for patient apes)
9. CHRS posted on July 16th - up 18.8% (Christmas came early)
THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE. I LITERALLY CANNOT SPELL "FINANCIAL" WITHOUT AUTOCORRECT.
# The Company (or Why I'm About to Lose My Wife's Boyfriend's Money)
Alright degenerates, gather 'round while I tell you about FutureFuel Corp (NYSE: FF), a company that makes biodiesel and some chemical stuff I don't understand. They're based in Missouri, which is already a red flag because nothing good comes from Missouri except cheap beer.
What they do:
* Chemicals (the good stuff that actually makes money)
* Biodiesel (the stuff that's currently losing money faster than me at a casino)
Management: Some dude named Roeland Polet took over as CEO in Jan 2024. This guy is actually legit - 35+ years running chemical companies at DSM, Valspar, and Celanese. He's not some MBA moron; he actually knows chemistry and is laser-focused on ditching the biodiesel BS for high-margin chemicals. Insiders own 41% of this dumpster fire, so at least they're eating their own cooking.
# The Numbers (Warning: May Cause Depression)
Listen up smooth brains, the financials are uglier than my portfolio after discovering options:
2024: Revenue down 34% to $243M. That's like losing a third of your Wendy's paycheck.
Q1 2025: HOLY MOTHER OF LOSSES. Revenue crashed 70% to $17.5M. They lost $17.6M. That's right, they literally set money on fire. Why? Because winter happened and apparently nobody at this company has heard of weather forecasts.
The Good(??):
* ZERO DEBT (even I have more debt than this company)
* $97M cash on hand (that's like 97 million McChickens)
* 🚨 HOLY SHIT THEY PAY DIVIDENDS 🚨 - 5.6% yield! That's right, this dumpster fire STILL PAYS YOU $0.24/share annually while losing money. That's like your wife's boyfriend giving you an allowance while banging your wife. ABSOLUTE CHAD MOVE.
# Current Price Action (Spoiler: It's Bad)
Trading at $4.28 as of July 25, 2025. Market cap \~$187M.
Here's the kicker - their enterprise value is only $87M because they have so much cash. That means the market thinks their actual business is worth less than a decent yacht.
P/E ratio is NEGATIVE because they lost money over the last 12 months. Trailing twelve-month P/E is about -28.5, which basically means "don't use P/E here unless you like getting rugged." Price to book is 0.95x, which means you're basically buying a dollar for 95 cents, assuming management doesn't light that dollar on fire (which they might).
# 🎯 THE DIVIDEND SITUATION (PAY ATTENTION YOU DEGENS) 🎯
Let me spell this out for you crayon eaters:
* Current Yield: 5.6% (That's $0.24 per share annually)
* They're STILL PAYING IT despite losing money
* Quarterly payments (every 3 months you get tendies)
* At $4.28/share, every 100 shares = $24/year = 6 McChickens per quarter
This is like finding a sugar daddy who's ugly but still gives you an allowance. Yeah they're not pretty, but that dividend hits different when everything else in your portfolio is red.
# The Bull Case (Copium Alert 🚨)
1. 💵 DIVIDEND PRINTER GO BRRR: 5.6% yield baby! While your growth stocks are down 50%, this bad boy is literally paying you to hold their bags. $0.24 per share annually. That's better than your savings account, your girlfriend's OF tips, and definitely better than the 0% yield on your GME shares.
2. New Chemical Capacity: They're building new chemical plants that should come online late summer 2025. Chemicals = good margins = tendies = MORE DIVIDENDS.
3. Government Welfare (45Z Tax Credit): The government might throw them some money through this new Clean Fuel Production Credit. They shut down biodiesel production because they're waiting to see how much Uncle Sam will pay them. Smart or retarded? You decide.
4. Cash Money: With $97M in cash and no debt, they could buy something that doesn't suck or just KEEP PAYING THAT SWEET DIVIDEND until the heat death of the universe.
5. Insider Buying: CEO and some director bought 10k shares each at \~$4. Either they know something or they want those dividends too.
# The Bear Case (Already Priced In, Don't Be a 🌈🐻)
1. They Make BIODIESEL: Yeah, in 2025 with EVs. But they're literally pivoting to chemicals RIGHT NOW. The biodiesel is just bonus money when 45Z hits.
2. Weather Broke Their Plant: One-time event that already happened. They fixed it and learned. Lightning doesn't strike twice (unless you're my portfolio).
3. Class Action Lawsuit: Some ambulance chasers crying about "material weaknesses." Stock dropped 8.6% when announced and recovered. ALREADY IN THE PRICE.
4. Revenue Down 70%: Because they CHOSE to idle production waiting for better margins. That's called discipline, not disaster.
5. Zero Analyst Coverage: Good. We get to buy before the suits figure it out and upgrade.
# The Verdict (Not Financial Advice, I'm Literally Eating Glue)
This is either: A) A deep value DIVIDEND play where you're getting PAID 5.6% to own $2.22 in cash per share plus a business for basically free B) A value trap that at least pays you while teaching you why cheap stocks are cheap
THE DIVIDEND IS REAL AND IT'S SPECTACULAR. While your tech stocks are giving you nothing but pain, this biodiesel boomer is dropping $0.24/share into your account like clockwork. That 5.6% yield is better than:
* Your savings account (0.5%)
* Treasury bonds (boring)
* Your wife's boyfriend's tips (inconsistent)
* That girl from Tinder who "just needs gas money"
The pivot to chemicals could work if they don't accidentally blow up the new plant. The 45Z credit might save biodiesel if politicians don't change their minds (lol).
My Position: 69.69 shares because funny numbers
Price Target: $8+ when catalysts hit (87% upside), $2 if they keep screwing up (50% downside). Risk/reward is actually good if you're not a paper-handed baby.
Risk Level: Somewhere between "responsible 5% position" and "second mortgage"
FINAL DISCLAIMER: This is not financial advice. I failed high school math twice. I think P/E ratio stands for "Penis Envy ratio." I once bought WISH at $30. My investment strategy is based on which ticker symbols look coolest. If you take financial advice from someone who can't spell "dividend" without spellcheck, you deserve to lose money.
Do your own DD. Or don't. I'm not your mom.
TLDR: Deep value chemical play disguised as dying biodiesel company. PAYS 5.6% DIVIDEND to wait for catalysts. Trading below book value with $97M cash. New chemical plant + 45Z credits + competent CEO = potential double. Lawsuit already priced in. GET PAID TO WAIT FOR THE MOON. Not financial advice, am literally a golden retriever with a Robinhood account who thinks this is the buy of 2025.

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