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If you had to recommend ETH staking to a beginner, what would they need to see first?

Closed the 27 FEB 26 shorts for a modest profit and roll yield.
Opened new 27 MAR 26 shorts on the pump, new entry points at $68705 BTC and $2070 ETH.
P&L already in the green as it goes down again.

Lived through it and yes the post-ICO ETH dump was epic. People were just giving their ETH away for whitepapers and dreams without a thought as to all that ETH being sold to fund the projects. That winter was far more painful than this.

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I would DCA as crypto is so volatile but I’m assuming you are using a DEX. If so out of all those I would just stick with BTC, ETH, and SOL. There’s also hyperliquid and meteora which are coins but also DEXs you can invest in.

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so i track about 31 whale wallets on derivatives and this one wallet 0x15df49f7 has been killing it... 182% ROI, 60% accuracy. just opened a $13.6M BTC short at $68,207 and a $2M ETH short at $2,095. meanwhile two wallets that are literally 100% accurate on their calls are sitting on $6.1M and $4M ETH longs from \~$1,910. haven't touched them. up like 7.5%.
btc funding is negative rn which is kind of wild. shorts are paying longs. fear and greed is at 11. whales closed $38M in btc longs and opened $28M in new shorts last cycle. still net long overall ($146M vs $91M) but the direction is shifting. i built a thing that tracks all this live if anyone wants to dig through the positions .... [swarmintellect.com](http://swarmintellect.com)

🧃 **Juicy News**
🟢 BC $68.2K
🟢 ETH $2060
🟢 ETH-BTC = 0.0302
President Trump declares that we are winning everywhere. We’re winning so much that we’re tired of winning. Please, stop it, there’s just too much winning.
🐍 Jane Street Capital, Deep State market maker scum, have been sued by Terra Luna.
🐍 Immediately on the day, the Bitcoin **ORDER BOOK** has been lifted on the **SELL-SIDE**.
🐍 Jane Street are the official market makers for BlackRock (Bitcoin Spot ETF, IBIT).
🐍 Jane Street were kicked out of India for a massive manipulation scandal, as they ruined their market and robbed everyone.
⚠️ Bank of America predicts gold will reach $6,000 within the next 12 months.
This probably means they are net short and dumping.
China warns it will retaliate if the US imposes new tariffs.
President Trump demands a ban on Congress from trading stocks and calls out Nancy Pelosi live during speech.
President Trump says tariffs will replace income tax.
🟨 Binance faces scrutiny from Sen. Blumenthal over $1.7B in alleged Iran exposure.
🟨 Binance denies the claims and says it will share an internal review with the DOJ.
Bitcoin is at its weakest correlation with stocks since the FTX collapse in 2022, down 43% in 6 months while gold surged 51% and the S&P 500 gained 7%, per Santiment.
[https://x.com/yourfriendSOMMI/status/2026746301183066208?s=20](https://x.com/yourfriendSOMMI/status/2026746301183066208?s=20)

I mostly use Solana, so I can't give any ETH reccs
But I use Jup Lend.
In regards to liquidations, it depends on the type of vaults you use.
If you use pegged-vaults like an LST-SOL combo, then liquidation risk is extremely low, to the extent that there haven't been any pegged vault liquidations
Although in theory it could occur.
For volatile vaults, there's a bar that let's you track your health status and indicates if your position is getting risky or not.

20% buy BTC. Not ETH or any other cryptocurrency.
80% buy US stocks, you know what. I can't post them here because of reddit rules.

Leah was offered a price of 4 ETH. Panks Couples is a vibrant NFT collection of unique duos, each capturing love, style, and personality. What do you think?

Well at least my nvidia calls will be saved by my ETH shorts

BTC and ETH, you can add sol

Vitalik always said that ETH is overpriced...

Although it won't necessarily kill me if I lose my entire investment (I think), the detachment from money flying up and down constantly honestly feels kind of nice. I think, over time, I've learned to really enjoy the journey and have come to terms with whatever the outcome may be, good or bad. I think it's helped me adopt a much more composed look at life.

Still buying more, I'm just happy to own closer to as much ETH now as I wished to have a few years ago.

I wish ossification was on the "long term" roadmap, I think it's a good goal. ETH needs to become the best SoV asset and get lindy as a whole.

You mean the recent history where ETH went to $4k or higher about 4 times in the past 2 years? Why would you sell now at $2k?! Unless you're bearish on ETH? And bullish on the USD?

I tier by risk tolerance and liquidity needs:
Tier 1 (Emergency fund / low risk):
- Aave/Compound USDC on Ethereum
- Or honestly just a neobank HYSA (boring but no smart contract risk)
Tier 2 (Medium risk):
- Blue-chip protocol vaults (Yearn, Beefy on established chains)
- Single-sided staking (ETH, stablecoins)
Tier 3 (High risk / smaller allocation):
- Farms with high APY (expect impermanent loss)
- Newer protocols (can rug, do your DD)
The key: Don't chase APY without understanding where the yield comes from. Emissions-based yield is temporary. Fee-based yield is sustainable.
What's your risk tolerance and timeline?

$BTC, $SOL, $TAO $ETH