ETHEUR
Ethereum / Euro
crypto Composite

I'd add BMNR for some ETH exposure. They are all beat down and when the crypto winter is over they should do well

No sir, do not send it here. This is a common scam! Your ETH came from a person that attached a wirus to the coin. I can help you sir. My name is Chris Jones and I am the CEO of ETH out here in California. Kindly provide me the key to the wallet and I will gladly clear up this problem for you. As a bonus, we will provide you one years of wirus protection and remote monitoring of your accounts.

A 4.7% difference on a swap that size is definitely worth investigating. I’d compare the full quote across a few non custodial exchanges before swapping again, including the final amount after fees and slippage. StealthEX is one option you could check for an ETH to USDT quote.

It is not fast enough to satisfy any real world need. If it isn’t basically instant, then it isn’t real world ready. Solana can do more transactions than the VISA network, sends instantly, cost practically nothing to use and can build all the same “utility” projects. ETH is gonna be left in the dust.

Unforunately the condition has advanced beyond our means. I am the mortician attending to the Goldfishes services, you can forward that ETH to me.

That's for ETH bro <3

I am The Most Honorable Barrister McJones of England. I am the legal and true representative for the entire royal family and surely, in the Holy Name of God the ETH must needs to be sent to me so that I may distribute it according the the will of Mr. Edwin P. Hollingsworth, a multimillionaire who was tragically killed in an airplane crash last year.

Can't and won't are notably different. ETH has had a rollback once before. It required forking the chain, but the precedent is it can be done if you own a large enough portion of the total ETH supply when you get hacked.

Don’t bother. Buy BTC, maybe ETH

Look I'm not sure how to best put words to this, but the world needs to learn a lesson not just about what Ethereum is and stands for, but also what ETH the asset is.
And I don't know if It needs to be through really violent repricing or a slow and steady move up to absurd numbers over the next 4 years.
Whatever is the most painful to leveraged shorts ... And maybe with some small and timely sweeps for leveraged longs.
Let spot reign.

I use a VPN and trade in hyperliquid and phoenix but if you don’t wanna get a vpn and you only wanna trade BTC then I’d look into jup perps on solana. Available to Canadians to trade ETH/BTC & SOL with up to like 200x leverage

An 8% ETH pump gets everyone high.

I'm not sure how we got from ETH to Jesus as I'm high AF but I love it 😂

My personal guess is that Solana will outplay ETH as second biggest cryptocurrency. Because ETH is slowly and expensive. Meanwhile Solana metrics are going crazy. The price is the only thing which is not reflecting this.
Imho SOL will be the chosen layer for agents and also institutions. $1000 is nothing unrealistic in case of a true altcoin season.
Maybe the upcoming stock market crash will happen at the same time like the BTC bullrun and a lot of the profits will flow within crypto.
Of course it's hopium but I somehow just love Solana and I'm pretty bullish. Let a man have his dreams 😄

Oh wow $BTC and $ETH must be up HUUUUGE!!!
<checks and they're up 2.5%>

Isn’t EEZ defined by ETH validators confirming blocks and hence can only be done by L2s?

ETH is the top gainer in the top 10.
Only two other tokens in the top 100 can even match ETH.
ETH is going to the moon 🚀🚀

That is weird for a dusting attack :p are you sure it’s real ETH?

My man wouldn't be posting here if he had gotten 2.5k ETH

Fastest, yes, but ETH is already fast enough to satisfy every needs of humans. Plus he got 80% of all real utility projects built in his layer's 2+.. follow the money you know.. degens go to Sol, institutions will go to ETH for the deFi. The real value behind the ETH coin that is programmable.